driftfleet | [Accidental Video : Open!] Augment glitch

Who: Kitty Pryde, Winn Schott, and all you voyeurs!
Broadcast: Accidental video
Action: Tourist
When: Now or nowish

[What's the most surprising part of the picture before you, fleet? Is it that Winn is actually sleeping for once or is it that the bare-chested brunette snuggling up against him is a guy instead of Kitty?

It would be kind of boring for the accidental video function to go off like this if nothing was going to happen so it's a good thing the mystery man is stirring and idly nuzzling Winn's throat for your entertainment.]

[ instinctively responding to the nuzzling, winn pulls his bedmate closer, his already waking mind (because really, what doesn't wake him these days?) registering something that doesn't quite add up in the gesture, but he can't quite put his finger on what that is. humming in contentment, his fingers move to tangle in kitty's hair and - that ends way too soon. one eye peeks open - followed by the other - and you're treated to a high pitched scream that's more surprised than frightened and a quick view of winn's newly formed abs as, tangled up in the blanket, he falls out of the frame and off the bed in an instinctive attempt to get away.

his head popping back in the picture - sporting a very messy bed hair and bloodshot exhausted eyes open wide in surprise and alarm - he whispers almost hopefully ]

Kitty? [ please don't let it be some weird dude who just sneaked into their bed while she's gone to the bathroom. or...let it be some weird dude who just sneaked into their bed while she's gone to the bathroom? cuz n that case, kitty will be right back to kick his ass - ]

[She jerks up in alarm at all the sudden drama.] Winn! [As soon as the word is out she knows it's not her voice and she looks down at her masculine body in surprise.] Oh boy.

(OOC: Sex flip augment glitch for Kitty for a few days, maybe a week, whenever I get bored of it? You will get responses from Winn and Kitty.
CW: There is sexual content in the thread with Winn and Kitty. Actual scenes are either skipped or glazed over, but events are strongly indicated.)

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She's a veteran at dealing with this kinda crap, she's okay.

[ he's not sure she's ok, but he's sure she wouldn't want him telling people otherwise. they're both very much about the bravado. ]

Considering the things they keep throwing at us seem to be made to get a rise out of people, I'd say that's what they're looking for.

I'm not sure if that makes me feel better or worse.

[She feels like bringing Kitty something yummy to eat. Comfort food for...turning into a dude?]

I will remember that if they try anything on me. [Rey's flat bored face is epic.]

Welcome to the Fleet.

[ that's going to be your reaction to half the things you encounter, if he's honest. but he smiles reassuringly. ]

It's not all bad here, though. And this doesn't happen every day, I've been here seven months and I've been me all along. [ shit he just jinxed himself, didn't he. ]

Yeah. [She rubs a hand over her face, trying to process this new bit of information.] Maybe you've just been lucky.

[She has relied on luck in the past, but she much prefers skill.]

All we can really count on is going back one day.

And we will.

[ he's not counting on luck for that, he's working on it. ]

Do we keep what we learn or what we experience, do you think? [Oh she hopes so.]

I think that all depends on how you leave. If the Atroma lets you go, from what I gather you don't remember anything when you go back.

[ if you bust out on the other hand - well, no one's ever done it yet but he hopes that if they leave on their own terms, they'll get to keep their memories. ]

I'd like to know where we are in relation to where I...was? If I can figure that out, it wouldn't be too hard to take a shuttle.

[And just...zoom off. But since the Jedi haven't figured it out, she doesn't have much hope.]

You're used to space travel? [ he shakes his head ] You can't take a shuttle back. My captain's a starfleet captain back in his world too - but we're not just traveling through space here, we've crossed dimensions. Even if you find your home world - it's not gonna be your version of it.

More or less. I've done it. [She's a decent pilot and she knows ships very well.] Well I guess that crosses off that plan. I'll have to come up with another.

Be prepared for a long haul. But if you come up with any plans, I'll be happy to help you with them -

I want to see what the ships can do first. I've been told we can get parts from the planets we come across...

Yeah, we can. Keep in mind though, the Atroma can mess with whatever they want. Case in point, Kitty's comm coming to life, on video, and posting to the network of its own damn volition.

I'll...keep that in mind. If I'm doing anything too embarrassing, I'll keep the comm far from me? [See this grin?]

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