driftfleet | [Accidental Video : Open!] Augment glitch

Who: Kitty Pryde, Winn Schott, and all you voyeurs!
Broadcast: Accidental video
Action: Tourist
When: Now or nowish

[What's the most surprising part of the picture before you, fleet? Is it that Winn is actually sleeping for once or is it that the bare-chested brunette snuggling up against him is a guy instead of Kitty?

It would be kind of boring for the accidental video function to go off like this if nothing was going to happen so it's a good thing the mystery man is stirring and idly nuzzling Winn's throat for your entertainment.]

[ instinctively responding to the nuzzling, winn pulls his bedmate closer, his already waking mind (because really, what doesn't wake him these days?) registering something that doesn't quite add up in the gesture, but he can't quite put his finger on what that is. humming in contentment, his fingers move to tangle in kitty's hair and - that ends way too soon. one eye peeks open - followed by the other - and you're treated to a high pitched scream that's more surprised than frightened and a quick view of winn's newly formed abs as, tangled up in the blanket, he falls out of the frame and off the bed in an instinctive attempt to get away.

his head popping back in the picture - sporting a very messy bed hair and bloodshot exhausted eyes open wide in surprise and alarm - he whispers almost hopefully ]

Kitty? [ please don't let it be some weird dude who just sneaked into their bed while she's gone to the bathroom. or...let it be some weird dude who just sneaked into their bed while she's gone to the bathroom? cuz n that case, kitty will be right back to kick his ass - ]

[She jerks up in alarm at all the sudden drama.] Winn! [As soon as the word is out she knows it's not her voice and she looks down at her masculine body in surprise.] Oh boy.

(OOC: Sex flip augment glitch for Kitty for a few days, maybe a week, whenever I get bored of it? You will get responses from Winn and Kitty.
CW: There is sexual content in the thread with Winn and Kitty. Actual scenes are either skipped or glazed over, but events are strongly indicated.)

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You think? Cuz I'd totally buy it -

[Give him a second.

He's just gonna think about this. ]

No.

[ wow, fenris, that's a lot of confidence in your answer there. hasn't anyone ever told you all bullies are just insecure? ]

I'm still not convinced. [ is there a vocal equivalent to a shrug? cuz you're getting it now. ]

[Yes, but then he killed most of his bullies, so.]

I suppose that is your prerogative.

[ they were probably very insecure right before they died! ]

Nice to know we still have some of those, even here.

[Fenris sure hopes so. ]

I think you'll find most people everywhere. Other worlds do not seem to change that fact.

[ he actually wouldn't count on it; the atroma have direct control on their brains. if all these other kidnapping worlds are actually different arenas of the same experiment, then surely in some of them people have no prerogatives at all.

but that's too depressing a thought to voice, especially on the network. ]

That's downright optimistic.

[Fenris replies with his usual dry tone. It's hard to tell if he;s joking or not. It could go either way, really. ]

Well, that's what I'm here for. My ceaseless optimism.

You are? Then what's my job?

[ he answers with almost convincing seriousness. (but he's not. optimism is kara's job, he's just her sidekick). ]

[Kara is the optimism QUEEN. ]

I thought it was plucky comedic relief.

[ too real. ]

Aw, you think I'm funny? [ on with the optimism! ]

You are prone to your moments.

Thank you.

[ he's used to blank stares at his jokes, ok. not so much on the fleet, but... ]

You are welcome.

...You are not told that often?

[He's not used to that. Most of the "funny" people he's met have been insufferable about it. ]

s'always nice to hear.

[ he's being told nice things a lot more often on the fleet than he ever imagined he would be back home, he's still not used to it. but he feels like his sense of humor is still very hit-and-miss with most people. ]

I suppose so.

[He never really thinks about it. That said, he's not much of a people person, so he never really wonders about what people say about him. ]

[ he always wanted to be a people person, and to the fleet's limited credit - it finally afforded him the opportunity to be that, because he doesn't have to always worry about anyone having prejudice against him. ]

Sorry if we woke you up.

You didn't, you needn't worry about that.

[Fenris thinks himself lucky if he sleeps for five hours a day. ]

[ they should just rename the ship the ss sleepless. ]

Virtual high five - [ maybe the ladies of the ship get actual sleep. ]

[Who needs sleep when there's insomnia to be had. And at least Fenris gets that reference. Yay. He even chuckles a little. ]

As you wish.

You haven't been watching a lot of Princess Bride lately, right? Cuz that would just be awkward -

[ cuz he's still with kitty, man parts and all. it's pretty obvious by his tone this is 1000% a joke, he's just out of his element tonight, and that always results in extra babbling. ]

[There's a really, really long pause on Fenris' end. ]

...I have no idea what that is.

WHAT. Okay, movie night, we're gonna do it. State your convenient day and time.

Oh. It is a movie.

[Right. One of those things. Still, he is trying to get along with his crew, so.]

While we're in transit, I have nothing pressing to do, really. Whenever.

Alright. I'll hit you up when Kitty's...feeling better. You'll love it, it's a classic.

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