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[castrationfist]

Who: Caster, everyone, and one unfortunate victim.
Broadcast: Text! Anonymous text. She's so sneaky.
Action: On the Vanquish!
When: Backdated to yesterday, the 19th!

[Bright and early in the morning, there's an anonymous text post flagged as urgent to the network. Does the network even have urgent flags? It apparently does now. Magic is great.]

ATTENTION, FLEET:
Today is the birthday of an incredibly amazing and talented person! The Vanquish's very own Hermione Granger!
It seems like she's keeping it secret, because she's humble along with everything else, but that won't do at all! People of importance have to be recognized!
So, be sure to shower her plenty of love and praise today, and also gifts! Birthday presents are important too!
All celebrators are to come to the Vanquish immediately!
This is how birthdays work, right?

Comments

text; private.

[castrationfist]

It's not important.
Say, by the way, what are your favorite foods?

text; private.

[brainiest]

Oh, I don't know. I'll eat most things.

text; private.

[castrationfist]

Have you ever had a proper Japanese-style meal?

text; private.

[brainiest]

No, I haven't. Is that going to change tonight?

text; private.

[castrationfist]

Yes it will!


Well, maybe not 'proper', since I'm working with poor ingredients here... If it doesn't turn out well, then please don't think too much of it, okay?

text; private.

[brainiest]

What's important is that you tried, and you're doing something nice for me. That's what I'll think about.

text; private.

[castrationfist]

I should have expected as much! You're too kind. I'll have it ready for you by dinnertime, so look forward to it!

text; private.

[brainiest]

I'm already looking forward to it, Tamamo.