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[limitstorm]

Who: Riku and Sora, open!
Broadcast: from the Abeo moon!
Action: ... in Abeo prison. 8D
When: Now!

[ the feed flickers on to show two faces--riku and sora. they're both in a dingy, enclosed space, with riku looking a little peeved. ]

Anyone on Abeo, from the Bloodsport? Or... any ship?

Anyone without flashy hair. [ Sora cuts in, looking exasperated. ] Spikes are not flashy. This is...sorta natural. Anyway, we need someone to bail us out!

They're flashy here. [ 8| ] What he said. I can't believe you actually got thrown in jail...

I can't believe you got thrown in jail! [ He gives a tug at the spikes of his hair. They're only half natural, but shhh. ] Apparently if they think your hair is too fancy or weird here, it's a crime. So, we need someone who doesn't look like that or whatever to come get us out. Because you'll get thrown in too, apparently.

[ riku just makes this annoyed noise. ] Of course I got thrown in jail, I look weird! You'd look normal if you didn't spike your hair!

[ And Sora looks SO AFFRONTED. ] At least I don't have old guy hair!

At least I don't have clown shoes!

They aren't clown shoes! And you used to wear waders over your jeans. [ But for all the arguing, neither actually looked legitimately mad. ]

[ it's far more like they're both enjoying ribbing the other, while getting out their frustrations at the situation. ] Used to, but I quit. You're still wearing weird stuff. What was that in the dream world, anyway?

There was nothing weird about my dream world clothes. Was there?

[ riku opens his mouth, but then, looks befuddled... and presses his hand against his mouth. hm. was there...? ]

Exactly. [ he sticks his tongue out at his friend, and then reaches for the device. ] I think we're getting off track.

--hey, if you wanted to make your own broadcast, you should've remembered yours. [ shaking his head. ] Whatever the bail is, I'll pay it back to whoever gets us out. I've got more than enough.

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[clownshoes]

Next time we go to a world where weird hair is illegal, I'm dyeing yours while you sleep.

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[limitstorm]

Just because this is my fault doesn't mean you get to mess with my hair.

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[clownshoes]

It's not yours, it's the dumb laws they have. [ He flops back onto the jail floor. ] Silver hair and spiky hair...It's not that flashy!

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[limitstorm]

Not as flashy as pink hair, anyway. Or blue...

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

[to be honest, he just turned his feed on so that he could give you both this look.]

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[limitstorm]

[ ...... awkward. ]

Hey, captain...

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

[he... yeah.]

I would make a joke about leaving you both behind, but you're literally a third of my crew.

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[limitstorm]

[ grumble. ]

You're welcome.

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[clownshoes]

...It's not my fault.

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

Is that right? [he says, one skeptical eyebrow raising.]

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[clownshoes]

I just went to bail him out!

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[wilder]

[He is also giving a look]

Do you two need separate jail cells...?

[limitstorm]

[ what's with that look, mr. fashion ]

What--no.

[wilder]

You suuuure?

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[clownshoes]

I think if I gotta be in jail, I'd rather be in it with Riku.

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[wilder]

What a sweet sentiment. [Your poor jailers]

But I gotta say- I'm kinda with Abeo on this one. Your hair is a crime.

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[stopbleeding]

Just break out.

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[clownshoes]

But that's illegal.

[stopbleeding]

You're in jail. You've already broken the law. Another one won't hurt.

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[howcanihelp]

[ It has to be admitted that Stephanie is only just holding back laughter, because their banter is pretty amusing. But she's doing her best, considering they are in jail... ]

Have you found anyone to bail you out, yet? I'm wouldn't have enough money to help, but I'd hate to think you'd be imprisoned for long just because of your hair.

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[clownshoes]

Our captain is gonna try and do something!

[ hopefully he doesn't come down though, bc his is kinda flashy too... ]

Right? My hair's totally normal.

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[howcanihelp]

I hope he manages it soon. I can't imagine it's fun being stuck in prison.

[ ....well, about that normal, Sora... ]

Well I wouldn't say-- no one at all has hair like that where I'm from. [ quickly ] But it's not bad or anything! Just different.

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[misconceived]

You know, you'd think for being aliens in space, they'd be more forgiving about peoples' hair.

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[clownshoes]

Apparently not. It's not even that unusual.

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[misconceived]

Uh, well... no, not the color. The, uh... shape, though.