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[limitstorm]

Who: Riku and Sora, open!
Broadcast: from the Abeo moon!
Action: ... in Abeo prison. 8D
When: Now!

[ the feed flickers on to show two faces--riku and sora. they're both in a dingy, enclosed space, with riku looking a little peeved. ]

Anyone on Abeo, from the Bloodsport? Or... any ship?

Anyone without flashy hair. [ Sora cuts in, looking exasperated. ] Spikes are not flashy. This is...sorta natural. Anyway, we need someone to bail us out!

They're flashy here. [ 8| ] What he said. I can't believe you actually got thrown in jail...

I can't believe you got thrown in jail! [ He gives a tug at the spikes of his hair. They're only half natural, but shhh. ] Apparently if they think your hair is too fancy or weird here, it's a crime. So, we need someone who doesn't look like that or whatever to come get us out. Because you'll get thrown in too, apparently.

[ riku just makes this annoyed noise. ] Of course I got thrown in jail, I look weird! You'd look normal if you didn't spike your hair!

[ And Sora looks SO AFFRONTED. ] At least I don't have old guy hair!

At least I don't have clown shoes!

They aren't clown shoes! And you used to wear waders over your jeans. [ But for all the arguing, neither actually looked legitimately mad. ]

[ it's far more like they're both enjoying ribbing the other, while getting out their frustrations at the situation. ] Used to, but I quit. You're still wearing weird stuff. What was that in the dream world, anyway?

There was nothing weird about my dream world clothes. Was there?

[ riku opens his mouth, but then, looks befuddled... and presses his hand against his mouth. hm. was there...? ]

Exactly. [ he sticks his tongue out at his friend, and then reaches for the device. ] I think we're getting off track.

--hey, if you wanted to make your own broadcast, you should've remembered yours. [ shaking his head. ] Whatever the bail is, I'll pay it back to whoever gets us out. I've got more than enough.

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[clownshoes]

But that's illegal.

[stopbleeding]

You're in jail. You've already broken the law. Another one won't hurt.

[clownshoes]

That'll only make it worse! You should always obey the law when you can!

[ #disneyheroproblems ]

[stopbleeding]

Look, just think of it this way: The law's wrong. You're right. That should make it easy.

[clownshoes]

It might be a dumb law, but that doesn't make it okay to break out of jail because of it! We'd be fugitives! I'd be grounded forever!

[stopbleeding]

If you don't want to fix your own problem then stop asking someone else to solve it for you. If you don't want to be there, get out. Don't ask for someone else's money. Being a criminal or not shouldn't matter so long as your true to your convictions.

i'm sorry, his disney gets strong sometimes

[clownshoes]

Being a criminal definitely matters! I can't call myself a hero if I decide doing what's right doesn't apply to me!

i'm sorry in general for him

[stopbleeding]

Then don't call yourself a hero.

[problem solved.]

[clownshoes]

That'd still be lying and doing something bad! And what if someone got hurt while we were trying to get out?

[stopbleeding]

[there's a verbal shrug.]

Then they shouldn't have been there. Not your problem.

[clownshoes]

That's a horrible attitude. Innocent people shouldn't get hurt, especially not for just doing their job.

[stopbleeding]

[He sounds offended. Excuse you, punk.] It's not like I said to kill them.

[clownshoes]

You shouldn't hurt them at all!

[ sora's approval rating for zoro is slowly but surely dropping. HIS SHOUNEN HERO SENSIBILITIES ARE OFFENDED. ]

[stopbleeding]

They're not made of glass. They'll be fine. It's their job to guard, give them some credit.

[clownshoes]

That sounds like something Jack would say... You wouldn't happen to know a Jack Sparrow, would you?

[stopbleeding]

Never heard of him. But it sounds like he knew what he was talking about.

[limitstorm]

Knock it off, you're just riling him up more. Believe me, you're not gonna get anywhere with him with what you're saying.

[stopbleeding]

Too goody-goody, huh? [He stretches audibly.] Well, that suits me fine. I've got nothing better to do. You're the one with him, right? Are you more sensible?

[limitstorm]

I get that there's more than good and bad.

I don't think breaking out's gonna get us anywhere, though. There's more guards than us here, we'd get overpowered--neither of us have the powers we used to, back home.

[stopbleeding]

I guess that could be a problem. [Not everyone's a freak like you, Zoro.] How many are there?

[limitstorm]

[ riku and sora are freaks but their freakiness is more subdued now at least. sorry we can't all wield swords with our mouths, zoro. ... i think it was his mouth anyway it's been a while since i read it. ]

I can feel five. I guess there were more people in jail earlier.

[clownshoes]

He was a pirate. He'd talk about things being more guidelines than rules.

[stopbleeding]

A pirate, huh? [He grins.] Yeah, that sounds about how it works. Rules just get in the way of what you want to do.

[clownshoes]

His 'guidelines' almost got us tied to a ship sinking to the bottom of the ocean.

[stopbleeding]

Almost. You survived, didn't you?