Autumn - 2nd | text

[hamburgerphone]

Who: Juno and you
Broadcast: text, fleetwide
Action: maybe? The Huntress, if you want
When: Now

[ text, fleetwide ]

sooooo... is there a counselor around here? a responsible adult? someone with ears? im having a sad, and id like to expel it from my body. like a good fart.

[So charming, Juno.]

im also collecting edible powders of all kinds. no reason. just help a sistah out.

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[paraclete]

I have ears, at least, so I can listen to you; and I have eyes as well, so I can read anything you have to say. If you would like to talk about your [...??] sad, I am someone who is here.

[And then, to try and be reassuring,]

:)

Also, I have something that nearly qualifies as a powder... If you crush it a bit, it surely is one. Do you like sprinkles?

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[hamburgerphone]

aww ur pretty sweet dude.

wat's ur name?

:) :) :)

i love sprinkles!!

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[paraclete]

Oh, this is just part of making a friend.

:) :) :)

I'm Kaworu Nagisa, and I can set aside a cupful for you if you like.

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[hamburgerphone]

wait r u telling me i need to b nice 2 ppl 2 make friends???

crap.

;P

hey kaworu nagisa!! im juno macguff. i would like kiss u on the cheek if u would do that

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[paraclete]

That's just how I make friends! You should make friends in whatever way you like best, Juno MacGuff.

You must be very fond of sprinkles indeed. I'll get the biggest cup I can find.

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[hamburgerphone]

wow ur like... sugar and spice and evrythng nice

IM KEEPING YOU OKAY. slaps a sign on ur forehead that says 'JUNO'S BFF'

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[paraclete]

[This is a little startling, since Kaworu isn't used to many people being so outspoken about liking him. Let's address the easy parts first: ]

What is BFF?