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Who: Juno and you
Broadcast: text, fleetwide
Action: maybe? The Huntress, if you want
When: Now

[ text, fleetwide ]

sooooo... is there a counselor around here? a responsible adult? someone with ears? im having a sad, and id like to expel it from my body. like a good fart.

[So charming, Juno.]

im also collecting edible powders of all kinds. no reason. just help a sistah out.

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[He doesn't like to type so he's going for video so have a brightly glowing Elf.]

I am on the Huntress if you wish to speak. I believe that's my role on the ship and my door is open at any time you wish to visit.

[Oh mortals are so amusing and after centuries of having many kids and grandkids he even laughs at how charming she is.]

[She switches to video too.]

Really? That's awesome-sauce. Sorry, I didn't know!

[She bites at her lip.]

So, like... are you free now? I mean, you look trustworthy. Slightly shiny. But trustworthy. So I'd like to talk, if you're up for it.

Edited 2016-09-27 04:44 (UTC)

[He smiled warmly at her words, chuckling. Shiny and trustworthy, he liked it.] I am free now, certainly, and I would be more than willing to talk. Or listen if you need it.

There are some treats in my room as well if you would like, my grandson likes to bake.

Treats? Juno likey. But hey, I'll be there in a minute, okay? Signing off!

[And with that dramatic goodbye, she turns off the video, and wanders off to find Finwe's room. When she thinks she's found it, she knocks on the door.]

[And Finwe is there instantly to open the door for her, smiling as he gestured for her to enter. The room was decorated in many pillows and folded blankets to make it as comfortable as possible. On a table there was a plate of smaller chocolate cakes]

I am Finwe, I don't believe I've had the chance to meet you. And please, make yourself comfortable and help yourself. My grandson makes the best cake.

[He gestured for her to sit as he took a seat himself.]

[She grins and takes a cake with a nod.]

Thanks, dude. I'm Juno MacGuff.

[She sits down, tucking her feet underneath her.]

You're really cool for doing this so... thank you. Again.

Well met, Juno. And I am happy to. Even if it wasn't my role here I cannot turn down someone in need.

[His grandkids will only let him parent them so much anyway.]

What is troubling you today?

[Nibbling at dat cake and totally talking with her mouth full.]

Well... what happened is kind of a big no-no for someone my age. So, like... do you promise to have an open mind about it?

There is little I would judge you on, Juno. Even us Elves aren't perfect. [He assured her gently.]

You can tell me anything you wish.

you mean like the ones in the kitchen or are you branching out to dubious instant cuisine
like just add water and you got a veritable steak on your hands
buy now and well throw in a second steak totally free

branching out to any kind of powder. for science.

wait can you really do that? I want an insta-steak holy crap

nah i made that up
though it sounds like a plausible thing considering its space and all
that shits totally been used as a one off gag in movies and thats apparently the realistic litmus test we operate under
planets have probably got infomercials for that kind of shit all the time

shit son do not play me like that :( :( :(

dude i bet so. do u think all these planets have infomercials where the ppl like accidentally throw hammers in toilets and cant operate a shredder or shit like that

if they do ive been missing out
would have made the planet that wanted us all to hold hands and sing kumbaya a shitload more entertaining
but i dunno maybe atroma considers infomercials competition for their time slot
they gotta deprive us of quality 3 am tv

Think you might be shit out of luck on the shrink front. haven't seen anyone talk about it anyway but seriously 'edible powders'?

srsly dude

i have plans with my apprentice

what plans? you gotta spill now. if it involves the food powder!

'edible powders?'

like sugar?

HEY that's a good one

wait is that wat cotton candy is made of??

i dunno

whats cotton candy?

WUT HOLD UP SON

u dont know wat cotton candy is???

i think its like sugar thats spun or something and it gets all poofy and BRIGHT PINK OR BLUE

wow really??

thats sounds cool!! ive never seen something like that

Edited 2016-09-29 05:28 (UTC)

I have ears, at least, so I can listen to you; and I have eyes as well, so I can read anything you have to say. If you would like to talk about your [...??] sad, I am someone who is here.

[And then, to try and be reassuring,]

:)

Also, I have something that nearly qualifies as a powder... If you crush it a bit, it surely is one. Do you like sprinkles?

aww ur pretty sweet dude.

wat's ur name?

:) :) :)

i love sprinkles!!

Oh, this is just part of making a friend.

:) :) :)

I'm Kaworu Nagisa, and I can set aside a cupful for you if you like.

wait r u telling me i need to b nice 2 ppl 2 make friends???

crap.

;P

hey kaworu nagisa!! im juno macguff. i would like kiss u on the cheek if u would do that

That's just how I make friends! You should make friends in whatever way you like best, Juno MacGuff.

You must be very fond of sprinkles indeed. I'll get the biggest cup I can find.

wow ur like... sugar and spice and evrythng nice

IM KEEPING YOU OKAY. slaps a sign on ur forehead that says 'JUNO'S BFF'

[This is a little startling, since Kaworu isn't used to many people being so outspoken about liking him. Let's address the easy parts first: ]

What is BFF?

My friend Padmé on the Heron is a counselor. Granted, it's not her job back home, but she's really good at listening to others and gives great advice.

Though sometimes if it's something minor, I feel better when I meditate on it. Or just talk to a friend.

oh rly? sweet. ill have 2 go talk 2 her sometime. thanks!! :)

meditate?? how do you meditate on a problem??

When I clear my mind and open myself to listening to the Force, it gives me more perspective. I have to let go of any anger or fear or judgement around the situation-- things that cloud my ability to think clearly.

Then I can analyse what the problem really is, and think on how to fix it.

I'm told I'm a good listener, along with my epicly evil cackle.

I even have a special bard for it and everything.

The listening, not the cackling. But I guess they can double up.

i could see that. but wait wat's a bard??

maybe i could talk 2 u. but u'd have 2 promise 2 see me in person and not make fun :(

It's someone who sings stories or something.

I give my word on honour as a member of the Water Tribe that I I won't make fun.

Hey, Juno. SUre, I can help with both. Do you want powders or ears first?

Hey, Pinkie. Definitely ears, first, if you don't care. [She puts her chin in her hand, sighing.] But you have to promise not to judge when I tell you.

[You'd think after this crazy month that would set off some warning bells. But bless her heart, Pinkie takes confidence and promises very seriously, especially with friends, so she doesn't even hesitate before speaking.]

Sure! Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!

Not sure of my qualifications as a counsellor, but I have figured out that gelatin powder, lemon powder, and sugar is basically Fun Dip.

The sugar sticks are picky as hell and annoying to make, though. I recommend just being gross and temporarily dyeing your finger green or red.

dude 4 real, that sounds like the bomb. i'm doin it. do u have any other powders of interest that i could obtain??

Nothing else in my corner but the usual kitchen powders. Plus, apparently, vitamin powder? That seems like it belongs in the medical bay more than it belongs in the kitchen, but who knows. Maybe the powers that be want me to make chewable vitamins.

You don't have a sad. You are sad.

EY fun police. arrest me im havin fun with words

I got working ears, but no edible powders yet. I'll let you know if I find any, though.

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