Autumn - 2nd | text

[hamburgerphone]

Who: Juno and you
Broadcast: text, fleetwide
Action: maybe? The Huntress, if you want
When: Now

[ text, fleetwide ]

sooooo... is there a counselor around here? a responsible adult? someone with ears? im having a sad, and id like to expel it from my body. like a good fart.

[So charming, Juno.]

im also collecting edible powders of all kinds. no reason. just help a sistah out.

Comments

[feathery]

nah i made that up
though it sounds like a plausible thing considering its space and all
that shits totally been used as a one off gag in movies and thats apparently the realistic litmus test we operate under
planets have probably got infomercials for that kind of shit all the time

[hamburgerphone]

shit son do not play me like that :( :( :(

dude i bet so. do u think all these planets have infomercials where the ppl like accidentally throw hammers in toilets and cant operate a shredder or shit like that

[feathery]

if they do ive been missing out
would have made the planet that wanted us all to hold hands and sing kumbaya a shitload more entertaining
but i dunno maybe atroma considers infomercials competition for their time slot
they gotta deprive us of quality 3 am tv