video | IM GONNA WRECK IT

[witheringlotus]

Who: Kanda and yu you!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Marsiva only.
When: Early Tuesday morning.

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[There's a cranky nineteen-year-old staring down through the feed. The feed is upside down. Someone should probably tell him.]

Where is it?

[It's not a question, it's a demand.]

My sword. Where is it?

[He leans in, blue eyes taking over the feed.] Who are you supposed to be? Some other division? [It's not the first time he's been locked up in a lab. If this is supposed to terrify him, it's not working.] You're testing me, then.

Hope you don't have anything important in here. There won't be anything left when I'm done.

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[witheringlotus]

[He squints. That's a pretty logical question-- were it directed at anyone else.]

I guess I could go back to being dead.

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[save_the_souls]

[Because of COURSE Allen was stalking Kanda's conversations with his friends.]

YOU'RE NOT EVEN DEAD, YOU ARSE!

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[stefanged]

Seriously?

[There goes all pretense of being nice to this guy.]

He's not even dead back home?

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[save_the_souls]

Well -- it's complicated.

But he has regeneration powers! Anytime he gets a fatal hit, he just heals back up anyway!

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[stefanged]

So.... He's like me.

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[save_the_souls]

Well...he's not a vampire like you, but-

...





Yeah. A little. Sorry about that.

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[stefanged]

[siiiiiiiiigh] Y'Allah, I've got my work cut out for me.

What did he even do, by the way? I've NEVER seen you like this before.

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[save_the_souls]

That's because he deserves it!

[SINCE YOU ASKED]

When we first met, he tried to cut me open to see if my insides were human! Cut me open, Stefan! He didn't even apologise either! Then the next day I found him harassing people holding a memorial! He said they were disturbing his lunch! Then there's that stupid nickname he won't stop calling me, even now- he even let Lavi know the nickname too, so he tries to call me it!

And then on the way to our first mission...

[He is clearly going to go on if you let him.]

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[stefanged]

[Considering this is CLEARLY something Allen's kept bottled up for years, Stefan's not stupid enough to stop him right in the middle of a rant.

So with his usual vamp speed (re: invisible to the camera's eye), he's wandered off and returned with a cup of tea. Which he'll be calmly sipping as he nods and oohs and aahs at what seems to be particularly right moments:]

No! I can't believe he did that!

[He says, keeping his eye on Allen - or maybe it's the book he's got right behind his device. It's hard to tell.]

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[save_the_souls]

[AND HE KEEPS GOING!! He doesn't seem to notice anything is off about Stefan as he goes.]

...He did! He yelled at Miranda when she was already nervous and that just mean! ...

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[save_the_souls]

[And going...]

... And then on my sixteenth birthday? Lavi made us go on a blind date.

Worst Birthday I've ever had. And that's saying something! I mean, I know he probably doesn't remember it because it was at the castle, but I remember and I'm still pissed about it! ...

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[save_the_souls]

[and going, and going...]

...He actually kidnapped a Noah for her hair ribbon. Her hair ribbon. I was facing a bunch of Noah and all he cared about was having something to tie up his hair! What kind of priorities are those?!

...

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[save_the_souls]

[AND FINALLY, ABOUT TEN MINUTES LATER, IT SEEMS LIKE HE"S FINALLY RUNNING OUT OF STEAM]

...And did I mention I really hate that nickname?! Beansprout- it's so stupid! What does it even mean?

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[stefanged]

You hate all nicknames, but in my experience, food-based ones usually come with love.

[He doesn't even miss a beat as he turns the page behind his device. If anyone can multi-task, it's this guy. It's with a very hopeful glance that Stefan's again giving the screen his full attention.

Or somewhat full attention; he's on teacup #3.]

If I uh, if I had to guess, anyway.

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[save_the_souls]

Ha. No way it's love.

[Just instantly. No love here. No love with that nickname. Only insults]

And I don't hate all nicknames. [Just 99.9% of them]

[witheringlotus]

[Aaaaaaaand here they go again.]

SHUT IT, BEANSPROUT! ADMIT IT, YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD TOO!

[save_the_souls]

IT's ALLEN! AND SO WHAT IF I DID?! THAT DOESN'T COUNT AS YOU BEING DEAD!!

[witheringlotus]

[for fuck's sake you two]

I DON'T REMEMBER YOU CHECKING MY PULSE!!!!

[save_the_souls]

YOUR WRIST WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BLAST CRATER, HOW THE HELL WAS I GOING TO CHECK YOUR PULSE?!

[stefanged]

Crawling to the other side of the crater, obviously. Jeez, Allen, didn't you get the memo?

[witheringlotus]

[.... there's a guy jumping in and Kanda isn't sure how he feels about this.]

......... Who are you, anyway?

[stefanged]

Oh, I'm Stefan Salvatore.

[He shrugs.] I've been a friend of Allen's for a while. Judging by the screaming, I'm guessing you've known him much longer.

[witheringlotus]

Maybe a year or two... I lost track.

[He honestly doesn't care and he didn't pay attention until very recently, when Allen left.]

Kanda.

[stefanged]

Only a year or two? You've made a hell of an impression, Kanda.

[witheringlotus]

It's different when you're an Exorcist.

[That's all he can really say about that.]