video | IM GONNA WRECK IT

[witheringlotus]

Who: Kanda and yu you!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Marsiva only.
When: Early Tuesday morning.

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[There's a cranky nineteen-year-old staring down through the feed. The feed is upside down. Someone should probably tell him.]

Where is it?

[It's not a question, it's a demand.]

My sword. Where is it?

[He leans in, blue eyes taking over the feed.] Who are you supposed to be? Some other division? [It's not the first time he's been locked up in a lab. If this is supposed to terrify him, it's not working.] You're testing me, then.

Hope you don't have anything important in here. There won't be anything left when I'm done.

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[geonomy]

[Well that was weird. It's like he saw... a ghost! Hahaha oh right Clay is dead that's not funny.

He notices that, but he decides to brush it off as he's questioned.]

Yeah, Allen's talked about you a few times!

[... Of course, Allen referred to him as "that asshole", but...]

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[How can this guy look so happy...]

I'm sure none of it was good.

Are you a friend of his?

[geonomy]

[Hello Kanda meet puppy incarnate]

You could say that!

[Now, he's not really sure if Allen's okay with Kanda knowing about, well, them, so he pauses for a second. But well, they've never been ashamed to talk about their relationship, and Kanda's going to know sooner or later. So without further delay:]

I'm his boyfriend. Name's Clay Terran! Nice to finally meet you!

1/??? ILL TELL YOU WHEN IM DONE

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[There's this thing Kanda does when he literally can't process what's going on... and it's happening. Right here. Right now.]

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[Just... blank staring. So much blank staring. It almost seems like he's ignoring Clay.]

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[It's not that Allen has a boyfriend. It's that Allen has a significant other at all.]

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[dude looks like alma tho, lbr]

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[Kanda should be gracious, and he should be warm and welcoming.

But he's never been any of those things, so he says the first thing that comes to mind.]

Okay...

[Wait, that's not a proper response.]

DONE

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How much did he pay you?

[geonomy]

[Okay, that makes him laugh. Allen giving money just to get a significant other? Ha!]

Nothing! It was out of my own volition. Surprise?

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... Ah, I get it.

[He sits back.]

You must be as crazy as he is.

[geonomy]

Oh. [He tilts his visor back as he glances upward, as if he's pondering something.] Is that why we're so attracted to each other? Huh. I always thought it was because of his charm and good looks.

that gagtag though

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[HRK]

Please don't. I've just eaten and I don't want to stain my uniform.