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[avocadoatlaw]

Who: Matt Murdock + anyone!
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS Wonderduck
When: When he arrives after the Shuffle


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[ Matt hates confetti, there's nothing worse for upsetting his senses than over stimulation. So he stands, waiting for the 'celebration' to pass. He'd only been in the last room (ship?) long enough to be moved along to the next, so now here he was, trying to get his bearing through a snowstorm of flying paper.

Once he does, at least a bit, he can focus on the refreshments. It's clearly party food, which seems safe enough, so he assembles his stick and moves forward. ]

I, uh, hello?

[ He clears his throat. ]

My name's Matt Murdock, and I think you all are expecting me.

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[ Later, Matt sits in front of the monitor, dark red glasses covering his eyes. He's calm, but it's clear that he's holding back stronger emotions. ]

If anyone seeing this knows me, I need to know you're here. Suffice to say, I have a few questions.

Comments

[avocadoatlaw]

Does that mean you hypothetically use one?

[arfvader]

Yes, but the problem is that without the lab augment, all the machinery might as well be alien technology that requires me to be fluent in gibberish to operate.

[avocadoatlaw]

If that's the case, what does the cooking augment do? Help you read labels?

[arfvader]

Your guess is as good as mine. As far as I'm concerned, I'm a complete dunce in the kitchen and my crewmates are liable to become victims of food poisoning, at this rate.

[avocadoatlaw]

But not so far. See, that's not a bad start.

[arfvader]

I think people are less worried about the start and more about the possible "end" that could accompany my cooking, but fair point.