the first Actual Doctor is a reindeer

[tsundeere]

Who: Chopper (tsundeere)
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: Hospitality Deck of the Marsiva!
When: 2/19

[After a tiny hoof smashes onto the starting button of this stationed device, the entire fleet can enjoy a blank footage of the Marsiva's hospitality deck. At least, for a few seconds. Shortly after, there's the tip of a blue, rounded hat and some antlers that show as Chopper jumps up and down to get a better grip.

Between noises of effort, his little voice might be heard.]

Come... on...! I'm almost... THERE! [Somehow, his hooves clamp onto the edge of the thing, and those antlers bring a tough face to follow! Okay, no, he's a tiny reindeer that almost looks like a Tanuki, but details. He's looking very determined as he stares down this camera, at least.]

Can anyone hear me? This is Chopper speaking! [There's no actual snail phones around here, so... Somehow he's able to recognize what this is for. He's not thinking on why for very long.] I don't really know where this place is, but I need to get back to my friends! They could be hurt!

[There's a small, contemplative and mumbley hum as he continues, bringing a hoof to his mouth as he considers.] But I guess any of you could be hurt, too... [That's worrying, all of a sudden. He looks concerned, and then determined, clenching his... hoof?? (how) at the camera.] If you are, don't worry! I'm a doctor, so I can help you out. Just let me know where you are!

Comments

[tsundeere]

...It's a long story, but a kind doctor raised me from the moment I gained human intelligence. He showed me everything there was to know! And his words were really inspirational...

[Aw, he looks sad now. But then determined!] I'm going to work to cure every disease out there!

[cabbagedetective]

[For once, Adachi remains somewhat conflicted about how to react to this information. On the one hand, here was a pint-sized talking reindeer claiming to be a doctor with the goal of curing every disease. You couldn't write this kind of comedy. On the other hand, he clearly wasn't lying about any of this. There was a sincerity to his story that made Adachi think twice about cracking any kind of joke.]

I see... every disease huh? That's quite the lofty goal.

[tsundeere]

There's no such thing as a disease out there that can't be cured in some way...! That's what he and I believe, so I won't give up on that.

[Yeah, Adachi, embrace his shonen, it's through the roof.]

[cabbagedetective]

Uh huh... you must be a pretty good doctor then to be so confident.

[Rather than make outright cracks. Adachi decides to be a little more subtle with his mocking. To his credit, he does try to sound sincere.]

(ooc: He can't. Adachi's allergic to shonen hero archetypes.)