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[robitussin]

Who: opal
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: 10/3

two truths and a lie time

give me three facts about you (two true and one not true) and i have to guess which is which

indulge me i'm bored. but please don't allude to your tragic backstory i don't have energy for that right now

ready set go

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[winn]

I was 8, I spent almost a year's allowance on it, and it didn't work.

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so you deep fried it out of anger??

is the first one the lie then

[winn]

and I regret nothing.

good job. so now what? your turn?

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you should have burned it it would have been more satisfying

sure i'll go next give me a second to think

[winn]

it died a slow and painful death.

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how did you even know how to deep fry something when you were eight

also

1. my cat was named chopin
2. i made friends with a dragon once
3. it's been over a year since i've had a haircut

[winn]

clearly I didn't if I thought a cartridge belongs there.

the...first...one?

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i have many questions

yeah that was the lie

[winn]

you can try to ask.

so was he not named that or did you not have a cat?

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why was your impulse like, hey, i don't like this, time to deep fry it

i had three cats, their names were mozart, tchaikovsky & beethoven

[winn]

to keep me from touching it my mom told me that when filled with oil the frying pot is a gateway to another dimension. if you're food, it turns you delicious. if you're not - it causes unimaginable pain.

that plan backfired.

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so after she told you that you automatically went for the unimaginable pain option?

[winn]

hey that cartridge hurt me first.

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how did it betray you

spill

[winn]

it didn't work.

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that doesn't tell me a lot

[winn]

what are you looking to hear here?

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details on how it didn't work

i mean sometimes technology fails for me that doesn't mean i deep fry it

[winn]

thought you didn't want to get into tragic backstories.

I was 8, it was the first game I owned, and it wouldn't load.

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does that qualify as tragic for you

[winn]

it did when I was 8 and no one told me about returns.

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glad that i know your supervillain origin story i guess

[winn]

[ he's so glad they're texting right now. ]

that's not how you spell hero

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haven't heard another hero story that starts like that, that's for sure

guess you can be the first

[winn]

original all the way.