robitussin: (you play 'til you ache)
natalie "awkwardly cares" goodman ([personal profile] robitussin) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-10-03 09:47 pm
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Who: opal
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: 10/3

two truths and a lie time

give me three facts about you (two true and one not true) and i have to guess which is which

indulge me i'm bored. but please don't allude to your tragic backstory i don't have energy for that right now

ready set go
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winn: (48)

[personal profile] winn 2016-10-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
it died a slow and painful death.
robitussin: (you've heard those lies before)

[personal profile] robitussin 2016-10-04 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
how did you even know how to deep fry something when you were eight

also

1. my cat was named chopin
2. i made friends with a dragon once
3. it's been over a year since i've had a haircut
winn: (18)

[personal profile] winn 2016-10-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
clearly I didn't if I thought a cartridge belongs there.

the...first...one?
robitussin: (we may just have a brand new)

[personal profile] robitussin 2016-10-04 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
i have many questions

yeah that was the lie
winn: (76)

[personal profile] winn 2016-10-04 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
you can try to ask.

so was he not named that or did you not have a cat?
robitussin: (running nude down the street)

[personal profile] robitussin 2016-10-04 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
why was your impulse like, hey, i don't like this, time to deep fry it

i had three cats, their names were mozart, tchaikovsky & beethoven
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winn: (47)

[personal profile] winn 2016-10-04 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
to keep me from touching it my mom told me that when filled with oil the frying pot is a gateway to another dimension. if you're food, it turns you delicious. if you're not - it causes unimaginable pain.

that plan backfired.
robitussin: (it only hurts when i cry)

[personal profile] robitussin 2016-10-04 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
so after she told you that you automatically went for the unimaginable pain option?
winn: (59)

[personal profile] winn 2016-10-04 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
hey that cartridge hurt me first.
robitussin: ('cause some days i think i'm dying)

[personal profile] robitussin 2016-10-04 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
how did it betray you

spill
winn: (24)

[personal profile] winn 2016-10-04 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
it didn't work.
robitussin: (it's just another day)

[personal profile] robitussin 2016-10-04 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
that doesn't tell me a lot
winn: (14)

[personal profile] winn 2016-10-04 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
what are you looking to hear here?
robitussin: (do i just disappear)

[personal profile] robitussin 2016-10-04 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
details on how it didn't work

i mean sometimes technology fails for me that doesn't mean i deep fry it
winn: (62)

[personal profile] winn 2016-10-04 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
thought you didn't want to get into tragic backstories.

I was 8, it was the first game I owned, and it wouldn't load.
robitussin: (when we open up our light)

[personal profile] robitussin 2016-10-04 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
does that qualify as tragic for you
winn: (59)

[personal profile] winn 2016-10-04 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
it did when I was 8 and no one told me about returns.
robitussin: (we'd all comprehend it)

[personal profile] robitussin 2016-10-04 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
glad that i know your supervillain origin story i guess
winn: (Elementary my dear Watson)

[personal profile] winn 2016-10-04 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's so glad they're texting right now. ]

that's not how you spell hero
robitussin: (it only hurts when i cry)

[personal profile] robitussin 2016-10-04 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
haven't heard another hero story that starts like that, that's for sure

guess you can be the first
winn: (37)

[personal profile] winn 2016-10-04 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
original all the way.
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