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[robitussin]

Who: opal
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: 10/3

two truths and a lie time

give me three facts about you (two true and one not true) and i have to guess which is which

indulge me i'm bored. but please don't allude to your tragic backstory i don't have energy for that right now

ready set go

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[collegedropout]

i investigated a ballpit shark attack before
i drank a special drink that allowed me to speak dog to help solve a murder
i was a car once

[robitussin]

okay before i guess, what the fuck man

[collegedropout]

What?

I thought you'd have guessed by now everything in my life is a crapshow.

[robitussin]

yeah i knew you had a shitty life but i didn't know it was that weird

anyways uh

ballpit shark is the lie?

[collegedropout]

Sorry, nope. Round two?

[He is thoroughly enjoying using his life for confusion and jokes.]

[robitussin]

the third one?

[collegedropout]

Nope!

My brother spoke dog, not me.





Worked in my favor, since he started acting like one the longer he was under the spell.

[robitussin]

man what the fuck

i have many questions

[collegedropout]

Good to know my day to day life inspires a lot of thinking.

[robitussin]

you sound like you think this is a good thing

[collegedropout]

When life gives you rotten lemons, throw them out and go buy pre-made lemonade?

[robitussin]

i'm not sure that fits this situation at all

[collegedropout]

No way, it totally does! Why doesn't it?

[experiencepoints]

Seriously, what the fuck?

[collegedropout]

Is it really such a weird list? I mean in hindsight, being in this place.

[experiencepoints]

Yes.

[collegedropout]

Er, well. Weird is relative, and all that.

[experiencepoints]

I have literally at various points been a cat, a werewolf, and some sort of messed-up idol singer.
Your story still sounds more fucked up than mine.

[collegedropout]

Well, I mean.

You're not wrong.

I guess I just expect it now. I've never been a cat, though.

... would be kind of funny, what with my brother being allergic.

[experiencepoints]

The cat thing may or may not have been a dream.
I'm really not sure how that one's games worked, past being fucked up.
Also, why is your story weirder than mine.

[collegedropout]

I guess I'm just so incredibly lucky to have a weird story?

Never a dull moment...?

[experiencepoints]

Okay I know you're trying to teach me positivity and all but.
I think we need to teach you how to be less positive.

[collegedropout]

Come on, I've got to see positive points where I can, or else I'll go crazy.

[experiencepoints]

Good point, but you can at least acknowledge when something doesn't have any positive points.

[collegedropout]

Maybe. But I think that depends on where you see positivity.

Like, if I didn't turn into a car, I wouldn't have had the holy oil in my trunk that we needed to trap the person who turned me into a car.
















God that sounds weird.