[muffled spooky scary skeletons playing in the distance]

[geonomy]

Who: You! Me! Everybody!
Broadcast: idk but we've sure got a pretty broad cast of folks eh, eh
Action: HECK YEAH PLANET MINGLE
When: 10/7 until plot update or recaptcha

It's a deep, deep forest filled to the brim with fungi, mysterious life forms, and pitch black darkness. Explore if you dare and discover all these things and more! Just don't get lost...

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[save_the_souls]

[Guess whose off his crutches and here to be a ray of sunshine in your life Kanda!!]

Do you even know where you're going?

[witheringlotus]

[He whirls around to see Allen off his crutches.]

Shouldn't you be in bed, Beansprout?

[save_the_souls]

It's Allen.

And no, I'm fine now.

[witheringlotus]

[And once again...]

Then help me look for plants we can eat. You're a bottomless pit, after all.

[save_the_souls]

[!]

You're foraging...?

[witheringlotus]

Like hell I'm eating that mushy crap while I'm here. If I have to grow something edible, I will.

[He resumes hacking away at some giant ferns.]

[save_the_souls]

...Ah, right. I forgot how picky you are...

[witheringlotus]

I have standards, unlike some people.

[save_the_souls]

Eating two dishes isn't having standards! It's absurd.

[witheringlotus]

[They're doing this. They're getting into a shouting match over food.]

There is nothing wrong with soba or tempura!!!

[save_the_souls]

[We all knew this day would come]

Hey!! I never said there was, you idiot!!

There's just something wrong in only eating them!

[witheringlotus]

[How many times has it happened, actually? It's like a Tuesday.]

Says the human trash can!

[save_the_souls]

That's funny, I always thought you'd be the one living in a trash can with your attitude!

[witheringlotus]

I'll put YOU in a trash can!

[HE'S MAKING A FIST... oooooh he's considering it.]

I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you'll be in the clinic for another four weeks!!

[save_the_souls]

Why? Are you hosting a house warming party there?

[He scoffs angerily!]

As if I'd let you!

[witheringlotus]

[Kanda slams his fist into a nearby giant tree... which wiggles a bit and drops an acorn two steps from Kanda's head. He doesn't seem to notice.]

I'm gonna -

[And then a squirrel the size of a horse jumps down after it, surprising Kanda enough that he goes wheeling back onto his ass. The squirrel considers both Allen and Kanda, chuk-chuks in their direction, and then goes right back up the tree.]

What the hell—!

[JESUS CHRIST he's pretty sure he just lost another six months of his life right there.]

[save_the_souls]

[ Allen's also torn away from the argument by the arrival of the giant squirrel. He stares at it with surprise, but not nearly as much as Kanda is showing. ]

Well, that's a big squirrel!

[witheringlotus]

This place is screwed up.

[That's the first giant fucking animal he's seen here, and yeah it came out of nowhere, SO HE'S A BIT SURPRISED. After the danger's gone, though, he dusts himself off and picks some leaves out of his hair.

What were they talking about again?]

Whatever, I need to keep going. I still haven't found what I need.

[save_the_souls]

Yeah...most of the planets seem to have some sort of quirks.

["Quirks" he says. ]

You mean the ingredients? Are you sure they're even on this planet?

[witheringlotus]

You're a quirk, too.

[He shakes his head.]

At this point I'll take anything half-resembling a vegetable.

[save_the_souls]

-- What does that even mean??

[HE FEELS HE SHOULD BE INSULTED BUT HE'S JUST ?????]

At least make sure it's not poisonous.