[muffled spooky scary skeletons playing in the distance]

[geonomy]

Who: You! Me! Everybody!
Broadcast: idk but we've sure got a pretty broad cast of folks eh, eh
Action: HECK YEAH PLANET MINGLE
When: 10/7 until plot update or recaptcha

It's a deep, deep forest filled to the brim with fungi, mysterious life forms, and pitch black darkness. Explore if you dare and discover all these things and more! Just don't get lost...

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[complicatedliar]

Why, yes. Do you not?

[Come on, that's an old joke.]

[avocadoatlaw]

[ Matt decides to ignore the bad joke. ]

Matt Murdock. I'm on the Wonderduck.

[complicatedliar]

[Hm, and which name will he give? He has so many to choose from.]

Hveðrungr. Of the Paisley.

[He always likes giving out the ones that are difficult to pronounce.]

[avocadoatlaw]

[ Matt can't tell if he thinks the name is real, the man is hard to read. He also doesn't even attempt to pronounce it. ]

Good to meet you. Looking for anything in particular in the forest?

[complicatedliar]

[He's going to enjoy it when the conversation forces Matt to try to pronounce that name.] A pleasure, I am certain. Energy currents. What seek you?

[Shall he be dismissive as other humans have been? It could be amusing.]

[avocadoatlaw]

Curiosity. I'm new to the whole alien planet thing.

[complicatedliar]

[Oh Midgard. The small-town backwater of the realms.] Most of your kind are.

[avocadoatlaw]

What does that make your kind?

[complicatedliar]

[He laughs.] Guess thrice and I shall tell you if you are at all close to the answer.

[avocadoatlaw]

I'm afraid that's a losing battle. All I have to go by is animal, vegetable or mineral.

[complicatedliar]

Sound I like a walking tree?

[avocadoatlaw]

Hey, I told you I didn't know any other choices. I suppose I could ask if you're an alien, but generically, that sounds pretty rude.

[complicatedliar]

I'd find it much more rude if you presumed me to be human.

[avocadoatlaw]

Yeah, I sort of figured that. So what then? You wouldn't be the first person I've met here not from Earth.

[complicatedliar]

Your people call mine Aesir.

[avocadoatlaw]

Is that... Norse? My history could use some refreshing.

[complicatedliar]

Yes, 'tis a Norse word. Those were the people with whom we dealt with the most, as they were oft facing invasion from beyond your realm.

I hail from Asgard.

[avocadoatlaw]

I have a feeling I won't be the first person to ask you this - but are you telling me that's a real place?

[complicatedliar]

No Matt, 'tis a fake place and I am actually a construct made of cardboard.

[avocadoatlaw]

[ Matt holds his hands up defensively. ]

Look, there's a guy where I come from who's supposedly from there, but you never these days. Can't hurt to confirm for myself.

[complicatedliar]

Does this guy have a name as we do?

[Could it be his dear brother?]

[avocadoatlaw]

Yeah, Thor. "God of Thunder".

[ Matt laughs a bit, not because he doesn't have some respect for the Avengers, but because saying that Thor: God of Thunder is real still feels a little ridiculous. ]

[complicatedliar]

Ah yes, the son of Odin. We've met.