[muffled spooky scary skeletons playing in the distance]

[geonomy]

Who: You! Me! Everybody!
Broadcast: idk but we've sure got a pretty broad cast of folks eh, eh
Action: HECK YEAH PLANET MINGLE
When: 10/7 until plot update or recaptcha

It's a deep, deep forest filled to the brim with fungi, mysterious life forms, and pitch black darkness. Explore if you dare and discover all these things and more! Just don't get lost...

Comments

[revengeofthemordsith]

Aren't those the ones you should be wary of? What seems straightforward rarely is when it comes to the nature of crime.

[imfine1111one]

Y-you'd think. . .all my cases have been really weird. Locked rooms with only one suspect, noodle carts, concerts, demons. . .sign me up for something simple like "he shot the sheriff" and I will gladly take it on.

[revengeofthemordsith]

[ What even is a noodle cart. ]

Well, I highly doubt you will have a lot of "cases" here.

[imfine1111one]

[clearly people need more of AU L.A.'s fine noodle cuisine.]

I'm both relieved and alarmed at that prospect. Like, hooray, I'm not traveling with a bunch of murderers, but what is a lawyer supposed to do in space?

[revengeofthemordsith]

Perhaps among the locals, you can find your . . . normal cases.

[imfine1111one]

Are there even locals here.

I'm not interesting in cross examining a space woodpecker.

[revengeofthemordsith]

.. . I'm curious to know why that was your first idea.

There are certainly inhabitants around. There were plenty on the last planet we visited.

[imfine1111one]

The agency I work for has a very unique history when it comes to questioning witnesses.

This is the first planet I've been to since arriving. Maybe the next one won't be a giant intimidating jungle planet.

[revengeofthemordsith]

Yes. Plants are indeed terrifying.