[muffled spooky scary skeletons playing in the distance]

[geonomy]

Who: You! Me! Everybody!
Broadcast: idk but we've sure got a pretty broad cast of folks eh, eh
Action: HECK YEAH PLANET MINGLE
When: 10/7 until plot update or recaptcha

It's a deep, deep forest filled to the brim with fungi, mysterious life forms, and pitch black darkness. Explore if you dare and discover all these things and more! Just don't get lost...

Comments

[alwayscomeback]

That's the thing, though, isn't it? Do you ever remember seeing a fan of the show? In all the time we've been here. I mean like, an actual person, and not what Diamond and Beau tell us?

[goldenglasses]

A lot of people I've talked to hasn't even heard of the show. I don't know if it's just because space is just that big that they haven't or maybe the show isn't real.

I do believe there are cameras broadcasting somewhere through.

[alwayscomeback]

I'd go for the not-real thing, honestly. It's been two years. We should have come across someone who recognised it by now.

...Oh, yeah, the cameras are totally real.

[goldenglasses]

Yet, I can't find any on the ships. I wonder how tiny they really are.

[alwayscomeback]

Probably pinhole. I hear that's a thing on Earth. Like...really super tiny cameras that they put inside people.

[goldenglasses]

What. Inside people?! Like, a camera could be on me right now!?

[Ew.]

[alwayscomeback]

Well...not right now, but yeah, they can fit inside you.

[goldenglasses]

Well, I guess, you could swallow one. But, ugh, it would have to come out eventually.

[alwayscomeback]

Oh yeah, and it'd be so gross.

[goldenglasses]

They are used just for medical purposes, right? [It's the only reason why Vash can think of someone wanting to eat a camera.]

[alwayscomeback]

...I'm pretty sure...yeah.

I don't think they'd be used for anything else???

[goldenglasses]

You know about these tiny cameras but not what they're for?

I mean, what other reason could it be?!

[alwayscomeback]

Well, I asked Allen when I was poking around the lab so I'm guessing it's body stuff.

...Just um...the way it goes in can be different.

I hope they wash them afterwards.

[goldenglasses]

Of course they would! [A pause as he thinks about some of the doctors he's seen back home.]

At least, I'm sure Allen does. [Vash has more faith in Allen at least.]

[alwayscomeback]

Beverly probably does too. She's pretty serious about that kind of thing.

[He should be glad his lab is run by them, really. ]

[goldenglasses]

I never want to eat a camera. [Vash wrinkles his nose.] It would have to be pretty bad to talk me into it.

[alwayscomeback]

You don't think they could convince you sometime?

[HE SEEMS GENUINELY CURIOUS.]

[goldenglasses]

I mean, if it was life or death? I could probably eat a camera then. Oh! Are they small enough to put in a donut? I could easily eat one then!

[alwayscomeback]

Uh...

You know, I'm not actually sure anyone's ever tried putting on in a doughnut.

[goldenglasses]

See, as long as they put the camera on a doughnut then it makes it much easier to swallow.

[alwayscomeback]

I'll make sure I put that to them.

[goldenglasses]

Good! Because I'm sure that will really help whoever has to eat that camera next. [He's so clever.] No need for them to thank me! Unless of course they just can't help themselves.

[alwayscomeback]

...You are so weird sometimes, you know that?

[goldenglasses]

[Vash just grins.] Is that a problem? [He doesn't think so.]

[alwayscomeback]

Oh heck now. We need weird in the world. It makes it interesting.