geonomy: (☆ dreaming about what we could be)
clay тerran | ѕpace nerd ([personal profile] geonomy) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-10-07 11:14 pm

[muffled spooky scary skeletons playing in the distance]

Who: You! Me! Everybody!
Broadcast: idk but we've sure got a pretty broad cast of folks eh, eh
Action: HECK YEAH PLANET MINGLE
When: 10/7 until plot update or recaptcha

It's a deep, deep forest filled to the brim with fungi, mysterious life forms, and pitch black darkness. Explore if you dare and discover all these things and more! Just don't get lost...
imfine1111one: (Stupid faces in professional settings.)

[personal profile] imfine1111one 2016-10-23 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[what the shit]

. . .

W-wait.

Did you say DEMONS? And--undead? You mean zombies?!
save_the_souls: (dango)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-10-23 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well Apollo is clearly freaked out. Allen can't help but smile at it. ]

Ah, yes. They're all real.
imfine1111one: (???????)

[personal profile] imfine1111one 2016-10-23 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you say that so casually?! Ugh. This isn't a yokai deal where you just have an overactive imagination, is it.............. [Dead people coming back to life, mutants, ghosts, fox people, elves. Why can't fiction remain fiction here, why.]

A-alright, humor me. Do you literally fight them, or is this more lowkey. Throwing salt, chanting prayers, that sort of thing? Given your display earlier, I'm guess it's the former, but. . .
save_the_souls: (my name is allen)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-10-23 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[In response? Allen holds up his left hand in front of him, and activates it his fingers turn into very long and sharp talons]

What do you think?
imfine1111one: (Grk..!)

[personal profile] imfine1111one 2016-10-23 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[SCREECH.

Apollo lets out a squawk as he jumps backwards. RIBBONS ARE ONE THING, TALON HANDS, ANOTHER.]


The............the former, then.........

W-what the hell! This is sounding like something out of a comic book! Demons aren't even supposed to be real!
Edited 2016-10-23 22:20 (UTC)
save_the_souls: (eheheh yeah I sorta...stabbed a guy)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-10-23 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay that reaction? Makes him laugh some, since Allen has a pretty twisted sense of humor. He's grinning as he deactivates his claw to return to a normal hand. ]

Aha, you'll find a lot of things here that sound like they belong in a comic book.
imfine1111one: (Butt of every joke.)

[personal profile] imfine1111one 2016-10-23 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wheeze. He can't take this.]

Unfortunately! Please say there isn't any demon hunting in space. I know Clay's buff as hell, but last I checked, he's not equipped for that!
save_the_souls: (politely ask not to kill us)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-10-23 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Very little, luckily.

And even when there is some, Clay doesn't come with. Promise.
imfine1111one: (drank so much so much halp me)

[personal profile] imfine1111one 2016-10-24 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I want to say I'm relieved but not really?? How can anyone say they're a demon fighting exorcist with a straight face? I'm a lawyer, and people get freaked out about that. This is heart attack inducing!
save_the_souls: (sweatdrop)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-10-24 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow...he's really getting worked up about this]

Erm...sorry?

It's really not that big a deal. [Okay so it is, but not for...Apollo] I keep Clay separate from my Exorcist work. And I'm not planning on bringing a lawyer along either, so it's nothing to worry about.
imfine1111one: (You created a bonkers god damn religion.)

[personal profile] imfine1111one 2016-10-24 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head.]

No, I'm saying how can you talk about it so casually. You're that jaded to it?
save_the_souls: (awkwaaaard)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-10-24 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Er...

I've been doing this for over a decade, so...I'd hope I'd be over being shocked by my job, yes.
imfine1111one: (Where are these words coming from?)

[personal profile] imfine1111one 2016-10-28 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
A decade?

Um. If you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
imfine1111one: (The Dark Age of you talking shit.)

[personal profile] imfine1111one 2016-10-28 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?! That means you've been fighting monsters since you were just a kid! That's crazy! N-no wonder you're way too calm about it. This must be one hell of a vacation for you.
save_the_souls: (oh for fuck's sake)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-10-28 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Too calm? I've never seen someone get as worked up about this as you are...
imfine1111one: (Trucy I can't do tarrot cards help.)

[personal profile] imfine1111one 2016-10-28 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
You're kidding me. You have a knife hand, can zip around trees, and fight demons. That's way absurd compared to something like a lawyer, and real demons don't even exist in our world.
save_the_souls: (but that's none of my business)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-10-28 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHRUGS]

Clay thinks it's cool.
imfine1111one: (the idiocy is endearing)

[personal profile] imfine1111one 2016-10-29 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Weak point!! He frowns, and lets out a huff.]

Of course he does. Do you know how much anime that guy has watched? [Likely not as much as Apollo, but still. A lot!!]

It sounds like a very. ..difficult, but respectful job. It was just surprising to hear.
save_the_souls: (ah yeah I left it....in the ark oops)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-10-29 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Um...as much as you?

[Sorry Apollo. He knows you're a nerd. Embrace it]

Ah, yes. I can imagine so! I'll admit my life's a little bizarre.

["A little"]
imfine1111one: (A pair of fools.)

[personal profile] imfine1111one 2016-10-30 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
[SHIT!! Just looks away, walking forward, though his hair spikes are a telltale of yes, yes he is a huge nerd thnx]

A little. . .

A-anyway, I guess it isn't the strangest thing I've heard so far. [Yes it is] So! Er......

.........

[What can he do to not stick his foot in his mouth and/or accidentally offend clay's boyfriend again.

. . .

Just gives allen a thumbs up. Yes, good, nailed it, Justice.]
save_the_souls: (Someone's gonna have to change (Lavi))

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-10-30 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

Ah, maybe we should just get you back to the ships. [before you hurt yourself from trying too hard]
imfine1111one: (good place to PASS OUT)

[personal profile] imfine1111one 2016-10-30 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Th-that. . .that sounds just fine, yes.

[And to think Allen thought he'd be the one fumbling. OFF THEY GO.]
save_the_souls: (politely ask not to kill us)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-10-31 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Let's go then.

[OFF THEY GO. It's okay Apollo you tried....by god did you try.]