[muffled spooky scary skeletons playing in the distance]

[geonomy]

Who: You! Me! Everybody!
Broadcast: idk but we've sure got a pretty broad cast of folks eh, eh
Action: HECK YEAH PLANET MINGLE
When: 10/7 until plot update or recaptcha

It's a deep, deep forest filled to the brim with fungi, mysterious life forms, and pitch black darkness. Explore if you dare and discover all these things and more! Just don't get lost...

Comments

[bryces_pup]

Are you suggesting the planet is sentient enough to do that?

[That's not mildly horrifying or anything.]

[save_the_souls]

I've come across sentient castles before so...[A shrug] I wouldn't rule it out.

[bryces_pup]

A building was sentient?

[And she thought the magic in Thedas could do weird shit, but that's new to her.]

[save_the_souls]

Yeah, it was a type of magical being. It'd have people live there, usually after kidnapping them, and feed on their strong emotions and souls for sustenance. Apparently that world had a number of them, spread out.

[bryces_pup]

Lovely. And I thought Thedas was creepy enough on its own.

[save_the_souls]

Ah, I'm afraid not. The universes are full of surprising things.

[bryces_pup]

What a cheery thought.

[A loud crack, followed by a snap rings out from the forest nearby. Riona comes to a halt, hand on her sword hilt.]

...that wasn't you by chance, was it?

[save_the_souls]

[Allen also comes to a halt, becoming very alert of their surroundings]

N-No. Definitely not.

[bryces_pup]

Balls.

[The rustling grows closer, and there's a shape beginning to take shape in the foliage. Riona spreads apart her legs, ready to draw her sword. The creature moves in closer, and finally it breaks through the trees-]

...you're kidding me.

[It is, in fact, a giant fucking nug. Like, bigger than a thoroughbred horse kind of giant. Luckily, like its Thedosian counterparts, it seems docile, instead content to just lean over and sniff at the two.]

[save_the_souls]

[Allen stares at the creature as it comes out of the forest. It takes him a moment until he realizes...he's seen this sort of creature before, hasn't he? Just...much, much smaller]

Is that a...

Is that a nug?

[bryces_pup]

I... I think it is. Maker's breath.

[Riona stares, stupefied for a moment longer as the creature continues to sniff at them.]

It doesn't seem to want to harm us.

[Slowly, she reaches out a hand and pets its snout. It snuffles, delighted at the gesture.]

[save_the_souls]

It...looks like not. Nugs are herbivores, aren't they?

[A pause, now a bit more unsure]

Right?

[bryces_pup]

Mm, yes. At least the Thedosian ones.

[Whether this one does remains to be seen, but it still remains docile.]

...also, do not tell Leliana about this. Ever. I don't want to have to drag her out of this forest kicking and screaming.

[save_the_souls]

Ah...

[Yeah, he's sure hoping this thing stays docile. They're...kinda creepy at this size. Like a deformed tapir]

- Oh! Of course. I'd imagine she'd try to bring this onto the ship.

[bryces_pup]

Yes, she would. And frankly, you and Sokka trying to bring that dead dinosaur on board was bad enough. We don't need a living, giant nug of all things.

[save_the_souls]

Hey! The dinosaur worked out! We had meat for months!

But yeah, I agree with the nug. Don't need that.

[bryces_pup]

Especially since Sokka would try to kill the thing for meat. And then when Leliana finds out...

[Sokka would be a dead man. so damn dead.]

[save_the_souls]

...I'm not ready to be captain, so let's avoid all that, shall we?

[bryces_pup]

Yes, let's.

[The giant nug shifts his attention to Allen, pushing his large snout up against his face and sniffing.]