001 // waitin' for the hammer to fall

[principality]

Who: Aziraphale
Broadcast: Fleet-Wide!
Action: Marsiva!
When: 2/20, afternoon

[He looks confused. Absolutely befuddled. He doesn't seem to know the communicator is broadcasting, either.]

-dreadful, absolutely dreadful! This is clearly not Earth, and I can't call up the higher-ups to ask them...

[He looks down, and gasps a little.]

Oh! OH! Good afternoon? Evening? Perhaps even morning? Greetings. I am a...er...previous resident of Earth- A. Ziraphale. And I would appreciate, er, directions back...to Earth...

That is, if this reaches anyone? Hello? Oh, bugger.

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[principality]

Oh. Heavens.

[He looks pretty crestfallen.]

S-so where are we, exactly, in that case?

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[ladiesss]

[...she feels a little bad for the dude. sorry, dude.]

Not sure... exactly, in relation to the whole universe, or whatever, but we're in a star system with three moons. Pretty far away, I think.

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[principality]

...that can't be good.

Oh, oh dear. How can we get back?

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[ladiesss]

Uh, well... People are saying that if we play along and do really good in this "Drift Fleet" thing we're in, someone will get to go back? As like, a prize? But the whole thing is kind of vague.

...So I guess the short answer is that I'm not sure. Sorry, man...

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[principality]

Oh.

...I see. Well, thank you, dear.

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[ladiesss]

You're, uh... Welcome. [a weird pause.] Good luck with whatever you decide to do next.