Kuroba Kaito [Kaitou Kid] (
nowyouseeit) wrote in
driftfleet2016-10-21 05:19 pm
[001 - Video]
Who: Kuroba Kaito and YOU!
Broadcast: Video - Fleetwide
Action: The S.S. Blameless
When: Today! (Oct. 21)
[VIDEO]
Oooooi! Anyone out there?
[the video feed flickers on to show a scruffy looking teenager casually strolling down the scorched hallway of the S.S. Blameless. he's covered in confetti, bits of colorful paper nestled in his hair and flaking off his shoulders, and he looks pretty unfazed, all things considered! in fact, he's got his communicator in one hand and an open, half-empty pudding cup in the other. someone has decided to help himself to the celebratory treats, because why the fuck would he not?]
Nice ship ya got here, yeah? Reminds me of something straight out of a cheesy sci-fi flick, heh. Could use a li'l bit of work. . . [he tilts the communicator so the video feed pans to the black marks on the walls] I'm not sure I wanna meet whatever or whomever did that, but hey! At least your lives seem-- uh. Interesting.
[the feed pans back to Kaito, whose demeanor is still totally casual and not at all concerned about his potential safety in the future]
Anyway, I haven't got a clue who I'm talking to here, but who doesn't like to meet new strangers in space who may or may not be human? [his grin widens, cheeky and a bit sly, but he really does enjoy meeting new people] Whoever happens to get this, give me a shout, all right? Name's Kaito-- Kuroba Kaito, but just Kaito's fine.
[he's not really one for formalities, after all. after a brief pause, the teen raises both eyebrows, and his words suddenly thicken with forced niceties. starkly different than his genuinely cheery introduction earlier]
And if any of you watching this just so happen to know a redheaded woman who goes by the name "Iota," please let her know that Kuroba Kaito would like to have a little. . . uh. Chat with her.
[another pause, and for a moment it looks like he's about to cut off the feed, when something suddenly hits him]
By the way--
[the feed pans lower to show a ton of pudding cups tucked underneath Kaito's arm. a ton of pudding cups. possibly all of the pudding cups that came with his new arrival, tbh]
I'm keeping the pudding. Finder's keepers!
[and the feed ends]
[ACTION]
[anyone on the S.S. Blameless can find Kaito wandering about the above mentioned hallway! he sure is scrutinizing those burn marks, brows furrowed, expression curious. wtf even happened here. . .]
Broadcast: Video - Fleetwide
Action: The S.S. Blameless
When: Today! (Oct. 21)
[VIDEO]
Oooooi! Anyone out there?
[the video feed flickers on to show a scruffy looking teenager casually strolling down the scorched hallway of the S.S. Blameless. he's covered in confetti, bits of colorful paper nestled in his hair and flaking off his shoulders, and he looks pretty unfazed, all things considered! in fact, he's got his communicator in one hand and an open, half-empty pudding cup in the other. someone has decided to help himself to the celebratory treats, because why the fuck would he not?]
Nice ship ya got here, yeah? Reminds me of something straight out of a cheesy sci-fi flick, heh. Could use a li'l bit of work. . . [he tilts the communicator so the video feed pans to the black marks on the walls] I'm not sure I wanna meet whatever or whomever did that, but hey! At least your lives seem-- uh. Interesting.
[the feed pans back to Kaito, whose demeanor is still totally casual and not at all concerned about his potential safety in the future]
Anyway, I haven't got a clue who I'm talking to here, but who doesn't like to meet new strangers in space who may or may not be human? [his grin widens, cheeky and a bit sly, but he really does enjoy meeting new people] Whoever happens to get this, give me a shout, all right? Name's Kaito-- Kuroba Kaito, but just Kaito's fine.
[he's not really one for formalities, after all. after a brief pause, the teen raises both eyebrows, and his words suddenly thicken with forced niceties. starkly different than his genuinely cheery introduction earlier]
And if any of you watching this just so happen to know a redheaded woman who goes by the name "Iota," please let her know that Kuroba Kaito would like to have a little. . . uh. Chat with her.
[another pause, and for a moment it looks like he's about to cut off the feed, when something suddenly hits him]
By the way--
[the feed pans lower to show a ton of pudding cups tucked underneath Kaito's arm. a ton of pudding cups. possibly all of the pudding cups that came with his new arrival, tbh]
I'm keeping the pudding. Finder's keepers!
[and the feed ends]
[ACTION]
[anyone on the S.S. Blameless can find Kaito wandering about the above mentioned hallway! he sure is scrutinizing those burn marks, brows furrowed, expression curious. wtf even happened here. . .]

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i'll have you know i arrived EXACTLY on time
don't be mad just 'cause i took your pudding.
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my records show you should have been here a week ago
also why do you assume i want your gross pudding
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—don't I know you?
[it's been ten years, give him a break ok]
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[he whirls around on his heel, nearly dropping his stolen pudding cups in the process, as he gives Hank a curious once-over]
. . . ah!
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Cows! Right?
[Kaito what the heck]
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Right. And you were - Tiamat?
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What the fuck. She isn't prepared for this.
So she defaults to her usual behavior and continues to keep her hopes in the negatives]
Making a nuisance of yourself already?
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What? What the heck? Why're you assuming I'm--
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[for a moment, his confident and calm facade fades into surprise, and all he can do is stare at his feed while a pudding cup slips from his grasp and falls to the ground at his feet]
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[he smiles, wide and happy and earnest, not at all like his sarcastic and cheeky smiles from earlier]
Clover. . .
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If you tell me where you are, I'll share my pudding with you. Would a nuisance do that?
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[ Aha. ]
[ There he is. ]
Wow. [ She's deadpan, despite having switched on the video function so quickly she'd damn near dropped her communicator. There's a bright, beaming grin hidden in the twitch of her lips. ] Bakaito's late to the party, as usual. What a surprise.
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[definitely Aoko]
[he flashes her a grin of his own, sharp but with soft edges that give away his own fondness and relief, and shoots back with just as much sarcasm as she]
What're you talking about? I'm not late-- I'm right on time. S'not my fault you and a bunch of other people are early.
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I think she's stalking me throughout the multiverse, personally.
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Uh, interesting is putting it mildly. What the heck was going on in that ship?
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Beats me; I just got here. The burn marks make nice decorations though, don't they?
[he's being sarcastic]
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[doctors probably do not recommend eating seven cups of chocolate pudding in one go]
I'm taking their shares, too.
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Kaito?
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Aria! How do you like space?
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