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driftfleet2016-10-21 05:19 pm
nowyouseeit) wrote in driftfleet2016-10-21 05:19 pm
[001 - Video]
Who: Kuroba Kaito and YOU!
Broadcast: Video - Fleetwide
Action: The S.S. Blameless
When: Today! (Oct. 21)
[VIDEO]
Oooooi! Anyone out there?
[the video feed flickers on to show a scruffy looking teenager casually strolling down the scorched hallway of the S.S. Blameless. he's covered in confetti, bits of colorful paper nestled in his hair and flaking off his shoulders, and he looks pretty unfazed, all things considered! in fact, he's got his communicator in one hand and an open, half-empty pudding cup in the other. someone has decided to help himself to the celebratory treats, because why the fuck would he not?]
Nice ship ya got here, yeah? Reminds me of something straight out of a cheesy sci-fi flick, heh. Could use a li'l bit of work. . . [he tilts the communicator so the video feed pans to the black marks on the walls] I'm not sure I wanna meet whatever or whomever did that, but hey! At least your lives seem-- uh. Interesting.
[the feed pans back to Kaito, whose demeanor is still totally casual and not at all concerned about his potential safety in the future]
Anyway, I haven't got a clue who I'm talking to here, but who doesn't like to meet new strangers in space who may or may not be human? [his grin widens, cheeky and a bit sly, but he really does enjoy meeting new people] Whoever happens to get this, give me a shout, all right? Name's Kaito-- Kuroba Kaito, but just Kaito's fine.
[he's not really one for formalities, after all. after a brief pause, the teen raises both eyebrows, and his words suddenly thicken with forced niceties. starkly different than his genuinely cheery introduction earlier]
And if any of you watching this just so happen to know a redheaded woman who goes by the name "Iota," please let her know that Kuroba Kaito would like to have a little. . . uh. Chat with her.
[another pause, and for a moment it looks like he's about to cut off the feed, when something suddenly hits him]
By the way--
[the feed pans lower to show a ton of pudding cups tucked underneath Kaito's arm. a ton of pudding cups. possibly all of the pudding cups that came with his new arrival, tbh]
I'm keeping the pudding. Finder's keepers!
[and the feed ends]
[ACTION]
[anyone on the S.S. Blameless can find Kaito wandering about the above mentioned hallway! he sure is scrutinizing those burn marks, brows furrowed, expression curious. wtf even happened here. . .]
Broadcast: Video - Fleetwide
Action: The S.S. Blameless
When: Today! (Oct. 21)
[VIDEO]
Oooooi! Anyone out there?
[the video feed flickers on to show a scruffy looking teenager casually strolling down the scorched hallway of the S.S. Blameless. he's covered in confetti, bits of colorful paper nestled in his hair and flaking off his shoulders, and he looks pretty unfazed, all things considered! in fact, he's got his communicator in one hand and an open, half-empty pudding cup in the other. someone has decided to help himself to the celebratory treats, because why the fuck would he not?]
Nice ship ya got here, yeah? Reminds me of something straight out of a cheesy sci-fi flick, heh. Could use a li'l bit of work. . . [he tilts the communicator so the video feed pans to the black marks on the walls] I'm not sure I wanna meet whatever or whomever did that, but hey! At least your lives seem-- uh. Interesting.
[the feed pans back to Kaito, whose demeanor is still totally casual and not at all concerned about his potential safety in the future]
Anyway, I haven't got a clue who I'm talking to here, but who doesn't like to meet new strangers in space who may or may not be human? [his grin widens, cheeky and a bit sly, but he really does enjoy meeting new people] Whoever happens to get this, give me a shout, all right? Name's Kaito-- Kuroba Kaito, but just Kaito's fine.
[he's not really one for formalities, after all. after a brief pause, the teen raises both eyebrows, and his words suddenly thicken with forced niceties. starkly different than his genuinely cheery introduction earlier]
And if any of you watching this just so happen to know a redheaded woman who goes by the name "Iota," please let her know that Kuroba Kaito would like to have a little. . . uh. Chat with her.
[another pause, and for a moment it looks like he's about to cut off the feed, when something suddenly hits him]
By the way--
[the feed pans lower to show a ton of pudding cups tucked underneath Kaito's arm. a ton of pudding cups. possibly all of the pudding cups that came with his new arrival, tbh]
I'm keeping the pudding. Finder's keepers!
[and the feed ends]
[ACTION]
[anyone on the S.S. Blameless can find Kaito wandering about the above mentioned hallway! he sure is scrutinizing those burn marks, brows furrowed, expression curious. wtf even happened here. . .]
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You realize I'm gonna ask, right?
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You realize I do not want to tell you, right?
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I kinda figured, after observing your really bad attempt at changing the subject.
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[didn't you miss her being a shit]
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What if I promise not to make any faces?
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. . . but she's going to say it anyway to see if he keeps to what he says]
The last thing I remember is bleeding out and Maias stealing my magic to heal me.
I got stabbed in the throat.
[delivered in her usual, perfect deadpan]
no subject
[closes mouth]
[and surprisingly, he keeps his expression neutral. he promised, after all]
By who? Or what?
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The Seer. It is a long, long story.
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Well. . . heh. As you know, I've got time.
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[or the rest of the story. HAH THERE'S NO MEMORIES HERE FOR YOU TO GET ACCIDENTALLY]
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Look, if I told you I got stabbed in the throat, you'd be freaking out right now!
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[Clover no]