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[benames]

Yo fleeters -

Can I just say I'm like 95% relieved we left Planet Creeperfuck and its creepy as fuck messages behind? I say 95% because there's a legit 5% chance that the moment I relax will be the moment I get eaten.

I actually have a few other things to bring up except for alien movie tropes:

1. thumbs up to everyone who came to the winnsco halloween party. major thumbs up to those who stayed to help us clean up.

2. superheroes, enhanced humans, friendly, gorgeous alien ladies ( sup kara ) and other supereverythings - I have a bone to pick with you regarding a creepily fast hologram of a creepily fast creepily-everything speedster from my world. I want to make sure that if he comes here, we're not doomed so if you want to practice your moves, I'm your man.

regular humans are always invited but lemme tell you, it's pointless to shoot at a speedster and also I think hank has a rule about no bullets on our ship.

3. I have started preparing for my first ever Space Christmas. if you need twinkle lights or other engineered decorations, I'm at the blameless, you can come and order some. free of charge if your'e willing to help.

4. yes, there will be space engineered mistletoe. no, you don't get a choice where it goes. yes, I have spies everywhere. yes, it will give you a minor electric shock if you try to remove it. yes, I will know about it.

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[benames]

Huh, no.

[ sweet mother of all nerds, he's enormous. Cisco is pretty sure he's even bigger than Oliver Queen and holy hell, what sort of worlds create people who look like that? he can imagine thousands of female aliens with pictures of that guy on their walls.

and honestly, if there was an action figure - nevermind. ]

Not at all. But I mean, ok, seriously.

[ he's beaming at him and it's a little bit ridiculous. ]

You know you're probably the coolest guy in space, right? I mean, really.

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[reconstitution]

[ The kind of world that genetically alters genetics to make super soldiers of mass destruction. Thank god there wasn't a whole army, right?

Oh. Well that throws him off a little bit, and he shakes his head a fraction. ]

Plenty of others cooler than me. Have you met Charles, yet?

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[benames]

I did. Point still stands.

[ he gets his safety goggles out as well as a notepad and a pen ]

Alright. I'm gonna have to take a look at the whole thing and see where to start off from. D'you know what metal they used originally?

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[reconstitution]

[ Bucky takes his jacket off so that the destroyed arm is exposed. It's a goddamn mess. There are two completely rusted-through holes- one near the bicep and the other on his upper forearm, exposing the internal workings. ]

I don't know. [ It's laughable how little he knows about it. Part of having to be dependent on the HYDRA technicians. ]

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[benames]

Whoa.

[ something between a cheer and a cringe because that looks painful and also awesome. what do.

Alright - is that removable? can we remove it or do I need to fix it while it's attached?

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[reconstitution]

[ It's definitely no picnic having all that dead weight hanging off his shoulder, but he's mostly dealt with it. Hooray for a high-tolerance for pain. ]

I'm.. not really sure. This plate is removable, if you're careful.

[ He motions to the topmost plates where the scar tissue overlaps. ] I don't know if it's completely removable. At least I don't remember if it is.