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[benames]

Yo fleeters -

Can I just say I'm like 95% relieved we left Planet Creeperfuck and its creepy as fuck messages behind? I say 95% because there's a legit 5% chance that the moment I relax will be the moment I get eaten.

I actually have a few other things to bring up except for alien movie tropes:

1. thumbs up to everyone who came to the winnsco halloween party. major thumbs up to those who stayed to help us clean up.

2. superheroes, enhanced humans, friendly, gorgeous alien ladies ( sup kara ) and other supereverythings - I have a bone to pick with you regarding a creepily fast hologram of a creepily fast creepily-everything speedster from my world. I want to make sure that if he comes here, we're not doomed so if you want to practice your moves, I'm your man.

regular humans are always invited but lemme tell you, it's pointless to shoot at a speedster and also I think hank has a rule about no bullets on our ship.

3. I have started preparing for my first ever Space Christmas. if you need twinkle lights or other engineered decorations, I'm at the blameless, you can come and order some. free of charge if your'e willing to help.

4. yes, there will be space engineered mistletoe. no, you don't get a choice where it goes. yes, I have spies everywhere. yes, it will give you a minor electric shock if you try to remove it. yes, I will know about it.

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[scanninggaydis]

Does space engineered mistletoe work any differently from normal mistletoe?

[Because he has had enough of mistletoe that forces you to kiss people, let me tell you.]

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[benames]

Well, normal mistletoe doesn't give you a minor electric shock if you try and remove it.

I think.

Unless that's normal for mistletoe in your world and if that's the case dude

dope

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[passingthrough]

I've had bad experiences with people engineering mistletoe. I know where you live, Cisco.

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[benames]

come on shadow cat

you'll have fun with mine

pinkie promise.

[beathach]

re: 2. No real bullets. I also want a shot at him.

re: 4. Why.

Also if you put any of that on our ship I will make you regret it.

[benames]

2. hi I put it up there in black and white, no bullets, first rule of fight club. also, yes. it'll be good practice.

and also seriously cool.

4. um. because christmas and hilarity.

our ship is the home base, yo.

we will have mistletoe. it's christmas.

you know kate will be on my side.

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[robitussin]

re the mistletoe thing: literally why

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[benames]

ok bc

1. christmas spirit

2. hilarity

3. distraction from creepy as fuck messages

4. hilarity

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[nowyouseeit]

[based on personal experience, he has to ask the next question]

okay but is the space mistletoe gonna force people to kiss or is it still optional?

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[benames]

what is it with everyone and forced kissing?

ofc it's optional.

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[takingkarabusiness]

sup cisco

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[benames]

yo kara

have you decorated the tourist yet?

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[thebarkside]

re: #2

why would we be doomed if he came here??

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[benames]

huh

not to be all doom and gloom about zoom

( hilarious, right? )

but he'll probably try to hurt/kill/main us all.

video;

[winn]

That last one is pretty creepy, dude.

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[benames]

ok no

mistletoe is a symbol of the holiday right up there with eggnog and twinkle lights

but for some reason tons of people have experience with mistletoe that forces people to kiss? wth

it won't be like that.

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[ladybro]

Ignore the haters. I'm pro-mistletoe.

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[benames]

I KNEW IT!!!

I told hank and he was like h/o kate is not on your team yet

HA

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[bi_otic]

I'm pretty sure that Space Christmas is still just Christmas

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[benames]

yes but

in space

seriously cool, right?

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[lord_wizard]

[You people and your text messages]

Are you certain we can't choose where it goes, because I'd strongly like to insist there should be some in Malum, if you hadn't already decided to do so.

[Yes, he arguing in favor of it, even though he's one of those people that associate it with forced kissing. Because frankly, it's why he looked forward to December's so often. He has skewed priorities]

[benames]

right over the entrance?

I like it!

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[cajunspice]

Yeah, I typically try and avoid dealing with speedster types, they are nothing but trouble. Dealt with one before, don't really feel like repeating that over again, though suppose if they are a risk to us here, then might be worth investing in something that will counter their powers. I vote go the cartoon route with this all, super glue and marbles, things that will ruin their traction.

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[benames]

hey not all speedsters are bad news

one of them is A++ news

also you can't superglue a person fast enough to rip through the fabric of time and space.

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[pain_train]

hey cisco do you need any help with christmas stuff i can do like art shit and i love the big winter conglomeration holiday so it's awesome that you are doing decorations!!!!

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[benames]

sup wrath

still the coolest codename

I def need help with art things. I am an engineering master jedi but art, nope.

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[recipio]

What do you want in exchange for twinkle lights?

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[benames]

I provide them you hang them

I ain't going around ships climbing up ladders.

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[reconstitution]

If you're space engineering mistletoe, you must be bored.

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[benames]

hey I also happen to fix microwaves

and engineer make up



...........yes, I'm uber bored