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[benames]

Yo fleeters -

Can I just say I'm like 95% relieved we left Planet Creeperfuck and its creepy as fuck messages behind? I say 95% because there's a legit 5% chance that the moment I relax will be the moment I get eaten.

I actually have a few other things to bring up except for alien movie tropes:

1. thumbs up to everyone who came to the winnsco halloween party. major thumbs up to those who stayed to help us clean up.

2. superheroes, enhanced humans, friendly, gorgeous alien ladies ( sup kara ) and other supereverythings - I have a bone to pick with you regarding a creepily fast hologram of a creepily fast creepily-everything speedster from my world. I want to make sure that if he comes here, we're not doomed so if you want to practice your moves, I'm your man.

regular humans are always invited but lemme tell you, it's pointless to shoot at a speedster and also I think hank has a rule about no bullets on our ship.

3. I have started preparing for my first ever Space Christmas. if you need twinkle lights or other engineered decorations, I'm at the blameless, you can come and order some. free of charge if your'e willing to help.

4. yes, there will be space engineered mistletoe. no, you don't get a choice where it goes. yes, I have spies everywhere. yes, it will give you a minor electric shock if you try to remove it. yes, I will know about it.

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[benames]

And fries. Tons of fries. I mean like, insane, inhuman amount of fries.

[ the things he'd do for the space version of big belly burger. ]

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[ladybro]

I think I can do fries, actually. With enough potatoes and enough cooking oil.

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[benames]

Are you serious? Oh my God. You know it's my life's ambition right now -- find potatoes. and oil. You're the bestest friend in the world, I love you very much.

[ super serious. ]

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[ladybro]

Careful, now. Save those declarations of undying affection for -- [ aha. ] Someone special.

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[benames]

Best friends are special. Don't worry, I have a whole list of declaration for - someone special. Assuming I'll ever actually remember them. She does that thing when she smiles and then, nope, clean slate.

[ it's tragic, how uncool that makes him seem. ]

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[ladybro]

[ she gives him a light shove. ]

Oh my God. You're such a sap.

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[benames]

I really mean it. she has the Thing.

[ this is actual despair, here. ]

This is not me being adorable, though I can see how you might be confused.

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[ladybro]

The 'thing'? Jeez, Cisco, what the futz is the 'thing'?

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[benames]

Something girls do that make guys stupid for fifteen minutes or so and I don't mean anything sexual. The thing, the smiling and the --- magic and - accent.

[ He's dating a British witch, so sue him. ]

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[ladybro]

Wow. You are full of so much BS.

[ she believes in charm. and charisma. and chemistry. but cisco, she thinks, is talking from his heart. there is no 'thing'. ]

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[benames]

You're the worst friend in the world.

[ hmph. ]

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[ladybro]

Wow. How fast your love falters. Fickle bastard. [ she sticks out her tongue. ] See if I share my fries with you, guy.

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[benames]

You need me. I supply you with ice cream and hugs.

[ he pokes her cheek ]

You're stuck with me, Bishop; even if you do hide the truth from me about the Thing in the name of Sisterhood or something like that.

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[ladybro]

[ kate swats at his hand. then, in one fluid movement, she finds her feet and stands up. across the room, lucky stirs. ]

Whatever you gotta tell yourself. C'mon -- [ she offers him a hand ] -- let's finish those lights?