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driftfleet2016-12-03 04:23 pm
benames) wrote in driftfleet2016-12-03 04:23 pm
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Yo fleeters -
Can I just say I'm like 95% relieved we left Planet Creeperfuck and its creepy as fuck messages behind? I say 95% because there's a legit 5% chance that the moment I relax will be the moment I get eaten.
I actually have a few other things to bring up except for alien movie tropes:
1. thumbs up to everyone who came to the winnsco halloween party. major thumbs up to those who stayed to help us clean up.
2. superheroes, enhanced humans, friendly, gorgeous alien ladies ( sup kara ) and other supereverythings - I have a bone to pick with you regarding a creepily fast hologram of a creepily fast creepily-everything speedster from my world. I want to make sure that if he comes here, we're not doomed so if you want to practice your moves, I'm your man.
regular humans are always invited but lemme tell you, it's pointless to shoot at a speedster and also I think hank has a rule about no bullets on our ship.
3. I have started preparing for my first ever Space Christmas. if you need twinkle lights or other engineered decorations, I'm at the blameless, you can come and order some. free of charge if your'e willing to help.
4. yes, there will be space engineered mistletoe. no, you don't get a choice where it goes. yes, I have spies everywhere. yes, it will give you a minor electric shock if you try to remove it. yes, I will know about it.
Can I just say I'm like 95% relieved we left Planet Creeperfuck and its creepy as fuck messages behind? I say 95% because there's a legit 5% chance that the moment I relax will be the moment I get eaten.
I actually have a few other things to bring up except for alien movie tropes:
1. thumbs up to everyone who came to the winnsco halloween party. major thumbs up to those who stayed to help us clean up.
2. superheroes, enhanced humans, friendly, gorgeous alien ladies ( sup kara ) and other supereverythings - I have a bone to pick with you regarding a creepily fast hologram of a creepily fast creepily-everything speedster from my world. I want to make sure that if he comes here, we're not doomed so if you want to practice your moves, I'm your man.
regular humans are always invited but lemme tell you, it's pointless to shoot at a speedster and also I think hank has a rule about no bullets on our ship.
3. I have started preparing for my first ever Space Christmas. if you need twinkle lights or other engineered decorations, I'm at the blameless, you can come and order some. free of charge if your'e willing to help.
4. yes, there will be space engineered mistletoe. no, you don't get a choice where it goes. yes, I have spies everywhere. yes, it will give you a minor electric shock if you try to remove it. yes, I will know about it.
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I only aim for low-key hilarity.
and some embarrassment, nothing more.
does this read like the text of a nerd who will lie to you?
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Now what is this number two item of yours? You set up a training exercise with a fake speedster?
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[ a bit of a cringe ]
I'd like to think the Atroma are smart enough not to bring him here. and still. better safe than sorry.
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[ not something he wants to admit, but. ]
We're working on it at home but if he comes here - he'll kill people just at being pissed at being stuck here.
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[ they thought they had saw the worst with thawne, but. ]
he's faster than the first one.
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So, tell me about the hologram. Does it have substance too?
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[ not even going to lie. ]
I know how fast he moves and everything else I modeled after what I saw and on the Flash.
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[ .... ]
you know, I'd pay to see that.
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[ ruined forever ]
I think some superhero cooperation are going to be needed here.
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[ his reply his honest and perhaps more than a bit worried. ]
He started the metapocalypse on my world and he'll do it again.
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He wants to beat the speedsters individually before destroying the world? [Since destroying the world would effectively eliminate the speedsters. But it makes her wonder. It sounds like he has a need to prove himself over others with his power.]
What happened in the metapocalypse?
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[ honestly, the lives they lead. ]
According to Caitlin, he unleashed tons of angry metas on Central City, trying to take over. Haven't lived through those fun times yet.
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On the plus side if he comes here he won't be able to travel from ship to ship any faster than the rest of us. At least not once he's in the shuttle.
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[ a hum ]
Maybe we can shoot that shuttle out of the sky.
[ MOSTLY JOKING. ]
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