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driftfleet2016-12-03 04:23 pm
benames) wrote in driftfleet2016-12-03 04:23 pm
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Yo fleeters -
Can I just say I'm like 95% relieved we left Planet Creeperfuck and its creepy as fuck messages behind? I say 95% because there's a legit 5% chance that the moment I relax will be the moment I get eaten.
I actually have a few other things to bring up except for alien movie tropes:
1. thumbs up to everyone who came to the winnsco halloween party. major thumbs up to those who stayed to help us clean up.
2. superheroes, enhanced humans, friendly, gorgeous alien ladies ( sup kara ) and other supereverythings - I have a bone to pick with you regarding a creepily fast hologram of a creepily fast creepily-everything speedster from my world. I want to make sure that if he comes here, we're not doomed so if you want to practice your moves, I'm your man.
regular humans are always invited but lemme tell you, it's pointless to shoot at a speedster and also I think hank has a rule about no bullets on our ship.
3. I have started preparing for my first ever Space Christmas. if you need twinkle lights or other engineered decorations, I'm at the blameless, you can come and order some. free of charge if your'e willing to help.
4. yes, there will be space engineered mistletoe. no, you don't get a choice where it goes. yes, I have spies everywhere. yes, it will give you a minor electric shock if you try to remove it. yes, I will know about it.
Can I just say I'm like 95% relieved we left Planet Creeperfuck and its creepy as fuck messages behind? I say 95% because there's a legit 5% chance that the moment I relax will be the moment I get eaten.
I actually have a few other things to bring up except for alien movie tropes:
1. thumbs up to everyone who came to the winnsco halloween party. major thumbs up to those who stayed to help us clean up.
2. superheroes, enhanced humans, friendly, gorgeous alien ladies ( sup kara ) and other supereverythings - I have a bone to pick with you regarding a creepily fast hologram of a creepily fast creepily-everything speedster from my world. I want to make sure that if he comes here, we're not doomed so if you want to practice your moves, I'm your man.
regular humans are always invited but lemme tell you, it's pointless to shoot at a speedster and also I think hank has a rule about no bullets on our ship.
3. I have started preparing for my first ever Space Christmas. if you need twinkle lights or other engineered decorations, I'm at the blameless, you can come and order some. free of charge if your'e willing to help.
4. yes, there will be space engineered mistletoe. no, you don't get a choice where it goes. yes, I have spies everywhere. yes, it will give you a minor electric shock if you try to remove it. yes, I will know about it.
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ofc it's optional.
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glad its optional, though. agency is something i appreciate.
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what sort of worlds have obligatory mistletoes?
multiverse, I judge you.
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the multiverse definitely deserves to be judged
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wow, I never thought there are bigger bitches than the atroma but that really takes the first prize.
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[the sarcasm is thick in his voice]
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yo bitches if you're reading this, no thank you.
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can't speak for the all powerful magical beings in other universes, though. though i wouldn't be surprised if they did have inter-dimensional tv
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seriously atroma, all them planets, all them aliens, you can't be this bored.
we're seriously ain't that interesting.
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maybe the secret to getting home is providing atroma with a more entertaining reality tv alternative???
maybe the answer's been in front of our faces the ENTIRE TIME and we just missed it
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even if it gets home
I doubt it
I mean why will they willingly lose er
ratings?