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[benames]

Yo fleeters -

Can I just say I'm like 95% relieved we left Planet Creeperfuck and its creepy as fuck messages behind? I say 95% because there's a legit 5% chance that the moment I relax will be the moment I get eaten.

I actually have a few other things to bring up except for alien movie tropes:

1. thumbs up to everyone who came to the winnsco halloween party. major thumbs up to those who stayed to help us clean up.

2. superheroes, enhanced humans, friendly, gorgeous alien ladies ( sup kara ) and other supereverythings - I have a bone to pick with you regarding a creepily fast hologram of a creepily fast creepily-everything speedster from my world. I want to make sure that if he comes here, we're not doomed so if you want to practice your moves, I'm your man.

regular humans are always invited but lemme tell you, it's pointless to shoot at a speedster and also I think hank has a rule about no bullets on our ship.

3. I have started preparing for my first ever Space Christmas. if you need twinkle lights or other engineered decorations, I'm at the blameless, you can come and order some. free of charge if your'e willing to help.

4. yes, there will be space engineered mistletoe. no, you don't get a choice where it goes. yes, I have spies everywhere. yes, it will give you a minor electric shock if you try to remove it. yes, I will know about it.

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[robitussin]

1. i find myself caught on that 3% for some reason

2. p u t t i n g s p a c e s b e t w e e n l e t t e r s i s m y m i d d l e n a m e

3. yeah that's pretty fair honestly, hopefully this won't have like a poisoned atmosphere or weird factions or a creepy ship that sends out messages about our imminent doom

4. cool i'm in

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[benames]

1. yeah I know what you mean

still. space eggnog amiright?

2. h a ! i t i s m y s e c r e t s u p er p o w e r

3. seriously it's christmas. we at least deserve some fresh air and maybe a place to buy each other gifts.

4. awesome! you and me are team mistletoe, yo!

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[robitussin]

1. not sure how to feel about space eggnog

2. i h i g h l y d o u b t t h a t

3. yeah gifts would be cool. fingers crossed i guess

4. team mistletoe probably warrants an introduction. i'm opal

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[benames]

1. excited is the only answer

2. w o w i t t o t a l l y i s

3. in case you're reading this, atroma, gifts we give each other. nothing from you, thanks.

4. cisco ramon :)

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[robitussin]

1. there are many words i would use and that is near the bottom of the list

2. i r e f u s e t o b e l i e v e

3. pretty sure politely asking them isn't going to do anything

4. cool

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[benames]

1. you mean the top of the list. the TOP.

2. t h e p r o o f i s b e f o r e y o u

3. ikr? well no one can say I didn't try

4. ur name is awesome.

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[robitussin]

1. don't misquote me good sir

2. s p a c e d o u t l e t t e r s p r o v e n o t h i n g

3. rest assured you get an a for effort

4. it's a nickname but thanks

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[benames]

1. have I misquoted? I think not :(

2. P R O V E S E V E R Y T H I N G

4. well it's an awesome nicknames and I know all about those.

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[robitussin]

1. somehow i don't recall mentioning the top of the list

2. C A P S A L S O M E A N N O T H I N G

4. are you an awesome nicknames expert

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[benames]

1. might have missed it!

2. C A P S M E A N E V E R Y T H I N G

3. superhero code name expert, which is even cooler.

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[robitussin]

1. i miss nothing

2. U N T R U E

3. i don't fit into your area of expertise but i'll take it

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[benames]

1. do too

2. S O T R U E

3. we'll be an ultimate superfoce bent on hilarity and holiday cheer. you'll catch up.

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[robitussin]

1. you don't know me

2. P R O O F R E Q U I R E D

3. i'm not sure the word "super" can be applied to this endeavor

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[benames]

1. oh but now I do

2. T H I S C O N V O

3. wow why not, it fits.

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[robitussin]

1. one conversation doesn't count

2. I N A D E Q U A T E P R O O F

3. it absolutely does not

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[benames]

1. totally counts, we're friends now. it's just how it is.

2. A B S O L U T E P R O O F

3. ^ see above.

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[robitussin]

1. friendship goes both ways and i don't remember agreeing to it??

i'm no longer dignifying 2 or 3 with a response

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[benames]

you're team mistletoe = you're a friend.

easy as pie

man I'd love some pie

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[robitussin]

i never signed this contract

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[benames]

didn't you?

oh well

TOO LATE

:D

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[robitussin]

it's never too late

i am not a quitter

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[benames]

are we doing a FRIENDING/UNFRIENDING challenge?

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[robitussin]

there is no challenge because there was no friending in the first place