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driftfleet2016-12-03 04:23 pm
benames) wrote in driftfleet2016-12-03 04:23 pm
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Yo fleeters -
Can I just say I'm like 95% relieved we left Planet Creeperfuck and its creepy as fuck messages behind? I say 95% because there's a legit 5% chance that the moment I relax will be the moment I get eaten.
I actually have a few other things to bring up except for alien movie tropes:
1. thumbs up to everyone who came to the winnsco halloween party. major thumbs up to those who stayed to help us clean up.
2. superheroes, enhanced humans, friendly, gorgeous alien ladies ( sup kara ) and other supereverythings - I have a bone to pick with you regarding a creepily fast hologram of a creepily fast creepily-everything speedster from my world. I want to make sure that if he comes here, we're not doomed so if you want to practice your moves, I'm your man.
regular humans are always invited but lemme tell you, it's pointless to shoot at a speedster and also I think hank has a rule about no bullets on our ship.
3. I have started preparing for my first ever Space Christmas. if you need twinkle lights or other engineered decorations, I'm at the blameless, you can come and order some. free of charge if your'e willing to help.
4. yes, there will be space engineered mistletoe. no, you don't get a choice where it goes. yes, I have spies everywhere. yes, it will give you a minor electric shock if you try to remove it. yes, I will know about it.
Can I just say I'm like 95% relieved we left Planet Creeperfuck and its creepy as fuck messages behind? I say 95% because there's a legit 5% chance that the moment I relax will be the moment I get eaten.
I actually have a few other things to bring up except for alien movie tropes:
1. thumbs up to everyone who came to the winnsco halloween party. major thumbs up to those who stayed to help us clean up.
2. superheroes, enhanced humans, friendly, gorgeous alien ladies ( sup kara ) and other supereverythings - I have a bone to pick with you regarding a creepily fast hologram of a creepily fast creepily-everything speedster from my world. I want to make sure that if he comes here, we're not doomed so if you want to practice your moves, I'm your man.
regular humans are always invited but lemme tell you, it's pointless to shoot at a speedster and also I think hank has a rule about no bullets on our ship.
3. I have started preparing for my first ever Space Christmas. if you need twinkle lights or other engineered decorations, I'm at the blameless, you can come and order some. free of charge if your'e willing to help.
4. yes, there will be space engineered mistletoe. no, you don't get a choice where it goes. yes, I have spies everywhere. yes, it will give you a minor electric shock if you try to remove it. yes, I will know about it.
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that's your second one?
how was the first? did people throw parties/dinners?
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First was was okay? I was away at school. Had a party in the dorms.
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you actually LIVED in space? before this whole big brother: intergalactic show?
dude, that's
seriously.
dope.
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Yeah, I guess it kind of is.
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do you come from a planet?
were you born in space?
do you miss solid ground?
sorry I might have 22 more questions.
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Only 22?
I was born on Earth and I see solid ground plenty. It's just not always Earth.
But I do spend a lot of time on ships and space stations.
[Though referring to the Citadel as a space station seems...a little inadequate.]
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do many people leave earth for space where you are?
how does it happen? I mean how old you were?
is your space different than his space?
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I was 17 when I left the first time, for training.
I've been trying to scan for any sign of Alliance comm buoys but so far no luck. None of these planets are familiar.