Video | Fresh meat

[spacebro]

Who: Mon-El
Broadcast: Video
Action: Marsiva if you're new too!
When: Now until he gets shuffled like the deck of cards he is! (What?)

Hi. So, this is not what I was expecting today. [He was expecting some additional rest and recovery after the last few days. Instead, he feels mysteriously good as new.] I'd just heard some great things about Netflix, and I was looking forward to chilling with it. [Someone may have missed giving him the full explanation and context of that phrase. Ooooor maybe they didn't.]

I am getting tired of being the one who always gets abducted. Winn and Alex could take turns too. Just saying.

[A soft sigh. He's staying in pretty good spirits despite everything, but he's wondering if this is doing him any good.] Is anyone even listening to this?

[And just in case someone is.] My name is Mon-El.

[Oh, wait.]

Mike!

I meant Mike. [Almost definitely no one noticed that. It was very smooth. He'll just turn this off now.]

Comments

[spacebro]

No, no, I mean there's the tail too.

[castrationfist]

[She does flick her tail from side to side for a minute, but...]

They are rather striking and fetching features, it's true, but I'm used to more poetic praise, you know? Put some effort into it!

[spacebro]

English is my second language?

[castrationfist]

And my third, so no excuses!

[spacebro]

Maybe next time?

[castrationfist]

You mortals were a lot more forthcoming with praise when I was alive...

[spacebro]

Could be a human thing?

[castrationfist]

And you aren't including yourself in that category?

[spacebro]

I'm a daxamite.

[castrationfist]

A... what now?

[spacebro]

From Daxom. It's a planet. Or it was.

[castrationfist]

"Was"? What happened to it?

[spacebro]

A nearby planet was destroyed and the fallout made my world a wasteland. I haven't been back to see it myself.

[castrationfist]

Eh... That's a bit odd. The planets didn't defend themselves?

[spacebro]

It doesn't matter anymore.

[castrationfist]

It rather does, actually.

[spacebro]

Well, good luck with that.

[castrationfist]

You're not going to say anything else?

[spacebro]

Nope. Is it more frustrating than not getting poetry about your beauty?

[castrationfist]

Both are pretty frustrating, really. But one involves the fate of planets, so...

[spacebro]

On the plus side, at least you can leave the ship you're on.

[castrationfist]

Well, yes. A goddess isn't bound to any one place.

[spacebro]

You can get to this ship? [The Marsiva.]

[castrationfist]

Why would I ever wish to?

[spacebro]

To see someone who can't leave it? Or to break him out early?