Video. Holiday Plotting and Scheming.

[throwsdown]

Who: Takeshi
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Golden if needed
When: Now
Note: People who respond will get something from Takeshi for Christmas.
.... No guarantees it will be a perfect match to what they want, though. B^)

[Takeshi's gotten his small taste for Halloween, but now he's learned of his next new holiday — Christmas. He doesn't really get much about it, other than there's a jolly ol' fat man who gives people presents, but he sure does enjoy the thought of giving everyone something for the holidays. He's tallied up his credits he's accumulated all these months, and he's confident he can do something good. As captain, it's important to make everyone happy. And part of him is still a morale officer. That doesn't change, neither.

So, very serious, guys:]

What d'you guys want for Christmas? It's very important!

[He's trying to be so casual and chill and conversational.

Clearly, he's not up to anything.

... Answer the question. Or else.]

Comments

[revengeofthemordsith]

Why?

[throwsdown]

'Cus giving people stuff is nice. It feels good t'do!

[revengeofthemordsith]

Maybe you need some more hobbies.

[throwsdown]

I got lots of hobbies! I like to train and play with action figures, and I like to drawl, and I like to get presents for people... And I like to work on being a better captain, and I like to exercise! and I like talking to people.

[revengeofthemordsith]

Those seem reasonable.

[ At least she assumes. It's been too long since she was a child. ]

[throwsdown]

Yup!

[He's super pleased by that too.]

What's your hobbies, Miss Cara?

[revengeofthemordsith]

Murder.

[throwsdown]

.... That's a bad hobby!!

Pick another one!

[revengeofthemordsith]

You're not old enough for the rest.

[throwsdown]

..............................................

You should do stuff like painting instead.

[revengeofthemordsith]

I doubt I have the patience for it.

[throwsdown]

You don't got any patience? Really?

[revengeofthemordsith]

[ Flatly. ]

Really.

[throwsdown]

But isn't patience real important to fighting sometimes?

For real important missions!!

[revengeofthemordsith]

That depends on the mission. Mord'Sith aren't known for their stealth.

[throwsdown]

Maybe you should practice patience!

Isn't it smart to be a fighter than knows a little bit all off kinds of stuff?

[revengeofthemordsith]

What makes you think I don't know that?

[throwsdown]

I just thought you didn't if you weren't practicing how to be sneaky.

Are you gonna practice how to be patient so you can be sneaky?

[revengeofthemordsith]

I don't need the practice. This isn't a mission. Whatever skills I need, I have. Whichever I don't, I'll learn and master.

[throwsdown]

It could be a mission! We can make it one.

Sneaking mission for training!

[revengeofthemordsith]

A mission for what, precisely?

[throwsdown]

I dunno. Maybe it can be some kind of... sneaky stuff.

[what a speaker]

We can practice sneaking stuff from each other!

[revengeofthemordsith]

I don't need to practice. And you don't need to learn. What use would any of that be to you?

[throwsdown]

It can be real useful! You gotta think - outside of the big box!

What if a big dragon wants to eat me, but it's sleeping and I need to sneak by it?

Or a manticore wants to bite my head off, so I gotta be sneaky in the halls?!

[that last one is spoken from genuine experience, ok]

[revengeofthemordsith]

Hmm.

[ Cara can't deny that. ]

My skills are a little too brutal to be teaching you. When I move stealthily or silently, I make sure the silence is permanent.