Video. Holiday Plotting and Scheming.

[throwsdown]

Who: Takeshi
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Golden if needed
When: Now
Note: People who respond will get something from Takeshi for Christmas.
.... No guarantees it will be a perfect match to what they want, though. B^)

[Takeshi's gotten his small taste for Halloween, but now he's learned of his next new holiday — Christmas. He doesn't really get much about it, other than there's a jolly ol' fat man who gives people presents, but he sure does enjoy the thought of giving everyone something for the holidays. He's tallied up his credits he's accumulated all these months, and he's confident he can do something good. As captain, it's important to make everyone happy. And part of him is still a morale officer. That doesn't change, neither.

So, very serious, guys:]

What d'you guys want for Christmas? It's very important!

[He's trying to be so casual and chill and conversational.

Clearly, he's not up to anything.

... Answer the question. Or else.]

Comments

voice;

[noprophecies]

I think we can do it if we work together.

What else does a tree need? Bright colors and - lights, but is there anything else?

voice;

[throwsdown]

Hmm. I heard sometimes they put popcorn on strings and wrap it around the tree...

That's a terrible way to use popcorn, though! Popcorn's too good to not eat it...!

voice;

[noprophecies]

That is . . . strange. Popcorn is a snack food, is it not?

voice;

[throwsdown]

Yeah! It's real tasty. But I don't think it's very tasty after it was in a tree...

voice;

[noprophecies]

Would it not be stale? [a considering pause] That is the word, yes? For when food is left out too long.

voice;

[throwsdown]

Yeah, I think so. Maybe we should just put up pretty bulbs instead. 'Cus if we use popcorn birds might try to take our tree anyways.

voice;

[noprophecies]

Would . . . popcorn draw birds to the ship? But we are in the stars.

[this is a serious question]

voice;

[throwsdown]

...

Space birds.

voice;

[noprophecies]

Goodness. Do those exist?

voice;

[throwsdown]

I dunno! But we got ponies and cats in space!

So many birds'll be here, too.

voice;

[noprophecies]

That does not seem possible, though . . .

voice;

[throwsdown]

Why not? Anything's possible!!

Even spacebirds.

voice;

[noprophecies]

I suppose . . .

Either way, they had better stay away.