Takeshi [Gantz • Age 5] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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driftfleet2016-12-07 06:04 pm
throwsdown) wrote in driftfleet2016-12-07 06:04 pm
Entry tags:
Video. Holiday Plotting and Scheming.
Who: Takeshi
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Golden if needed
When: Now
Note: People who respond will get something from Takeshi for Christmas.
.... No guarantees it will be a perfect match to what they want, though. B^)
[Takeshi's gotten his small taste for Halloween, but now he's learned of his next new holiday — Christmas. He doesn't really get much about it, other than there's a jolly ol' fat man who gives people presents, but he sure does enjoy the thought of giving everyone something for the holidays. He's tallied up his credits he's accumulated all these months, and he's confident he can do something good. As captain, it's important to make everyone happy. And part of him is still a morale officer. That doesn't change, neither.
So, very serious, guys:]
What d'you guys want for Christmas? It's very important!
[He's trying to be so casual and chill and conversational.
Clearly, he's not up to anything.
... Answer the question. Or else.]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Golden if needed
When: Now
Note: People who respond will get something from Takeshi for Christmas.
.... No guarantees it will be a perfect match to what they want, though. B^)
[Takeshi's gotten his small taste for Halloween, but now he's learned of his next new holiday — Christmas. He doesn't really get much about it, other than there's a jolly ol' fat man who gives people presents, but he sure does enjoy the thought of giving everyone something for the holidays. He's tallied up his credits he's accumulated all these months, and he's confident he can do something good. As captain, it's important to make everyone happy. And part of him is still a morale officer. That doesn't change, neither.
So, very serious, guys:]
What d'you guys want for Christmas? It's very important!
[He's trying to be so casual and chill and conversational.
Clearly, he's not up to anything.
... Answer the question. Or else.]
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And you put a tree in your house and that's where the presents go...
And... I think he rides on reindeers....
[citation needed]
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[ He snorts, smirking more sincerely than he has in months. The mental image of Robert Baratheon riding on a reindeer that can barely support his weight is entirely too much to handle. ]
His name isn't Robert, is it?
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I dunno... They called him Santa, but maybe that's not his real name...!
He's gotta be secret if he's gonna give everyone presents, right?
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I suppose that depends. Why does he give everyone gifts? Does he have an overwhelming amount that he needs to be rid of?
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Maybe he does. Maybe his workers make so many, it fills his whole house...
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[ Takeshi clearly knows his stuff. ]
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Then he can put the presents there, and everyone knows that's where they'll be!
[GENIUS, HE HAS A MASTERS IN CHRISTMAS.]
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[ MAKES SENSE. Not really. ]
But why does he leave presents?
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Maybe he's worried about piles of stuff in his house. If it falls over it could smash him!
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It sounds to me like he has too much time on his hands.
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