voice;

[ahappylie]

Who: Okita Souji, the new kid in town, and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Golden crew
When: December 11th

Voice;
[There's a few moments of silence and low humming as the speaker figures out how this whole communicator thing works. There's a quiet "Ah!" and then the message begins. The voice is either a low pitched female or a higher pitched male, and there is little in the way of images to make it clear which is which. Fun times.]

I really wonder who would find it that fascinating to watch other people live their lives, but I suppose in space [That is still SO weird to say] you must not get a lot of other entertainments. I've read the guide on your network, buuuuut, well. It's a little dry, don't you think?

So why don't you tell me what would you say is the most important thing to know about being here? For example, this "e-lec-tri-city" thing is very useful. It's nice to be able to see so well, even if it's very, very bright all the time. And this little pocket communication thing is cute. What do you think?

Action for the SS Golden
[Once he's out from the bathroom he got locked in - thanks Handsome Jack - Okita spends some time acquainting himself with his new ship. Aka, he spends time slinking around and finding all the weird nooks and crannies in which he can hide stuff, himself, or possibly...other "stuff" in case it's necessary. Crewmates can find him anywhere on the ship wearing a white kimono and opening up vents and peering under cabinets, tapping on wall panels and trying to break into places he probably shouldn't go. All of this before he ever introduces himself, because hahaha manners.

What are those?]

Comments

[castrationfist]

"In a way"? Eh, hiding things so quickly?

[She pouts a bit.]

I suppose it can't be helped...

[ahappylie]

Old habits. I apologize, Tamamo-san. I'm used to having my name get people killed.

It isn't likely a name you would recognize anyway. I'm from far in your future and rather insignificant.

[castrationfist]

I'm used to the same, you know. Well, normally it's me that my name gets killed, and the names of my enemies getting them killed... Well, you don't need to care about that.

Hm? I can't argue with 'insignificant', but I came here from the year 2030, you know?

[ahappylie]

I don't know yet if my enemies are here. I wouldn't wish to put you in danger, even if you could protect yourself.

But 2030? [He had no idea when in time that is. he never learned the Gregorian calendar and it isn't included in the augment.] Were you resurrected for some reason?

[castrationfist]

You know, even after I cut off eight of my tails, I'm still far stronger than any human. Only another Heroic Spirit could really threaten me like this.

[She gets the feeling he doesn't know from the lack of surprise.]

Well, it's about nine hundred years after I died, for reference. The circumstances behind it are a pain to explain, but I was resurrected to fulfill my wish of becoming a good wife!

[ahappylie]

[Yep, none of that made sense. He can guess what a heroic spirit might be, but in reality he'd be so off the mark it would be distressing.

But holy crap here comes the surprise. 900 years? Nine hundred years?? That's so far beyond his own concept of time that he had no idea how to deal with that other than to file it away and ignore it like he has for 99% of the other information he's gained since coming here and being displaced in time and space.]

I- I see. Then by the time you are returned to the earth, I am long since dead and gone.

I hope you can fulfill your wish though, no matter how far in the future you must go.

[castrationfist]

Hehehe... That's right, it was already fulfilled once, so I'll certainly manage it again! Tamamo's husband was the strongest and bravest person ever, but surely in her continuing life she'll meet another!

[She sounds cheerful about all of this.]

[ahappylie]

I'm sure you will, too. Tamamo-san is a wonderful person.

[And as long as she's cheerful, he will be too, because it keeps her from digging too much into who he is yet.]

[castrationfist]

Hm... As happy as I am to hear that, I wouldn't go spreading that sort of thing around. After all, I am a villain to almost all who know of me. You might be treated the same as me for it.

[ahappylie]

[His smile turns bittersweet and he shakes his head.]

It wouldn't bother me. I've been called the villain for far too long to care anymore.

[castrationfist]

... And? Do you also think of yourself as the villain?

[She's thinking quickly, trying to piece together any identity she can from the bits he's giving away, but coming up blank so far.]

[ahappylie]

[He hums a single note as he thinks, rolling his head to one side.]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, well, it all depends on your perspective. I suppose I'm not a good person to some, but others see something different in me. I'm a demon to one side and a mentor to the other.

[He laughs.]

So yes and no. I'm just Soujirou.

[castrationfist]

How nuanced... You're quite wise, as well. Your wife must be a happy woman.

[This isn't even an attempt to figure his identity out, she just wants to tease.]

[ahappylie]

[Wife? WIFE. HAHAHAHAHA

Give him a minute. he doesn't mean to ride, but he has to laugh in earnest. He covered his both and turns his head away. When he's settled, he turns back.]

I'm sorry, but no I'm not married. I've never had an interest.

[castrationfist]

I see, I see. If there was no woman who caught your eye, then, perhaps a man?

[:D?]

UGH I'M SORRY AUTOCORRECT HATES ME

[ahappylie]

No, no man either.

[ Says the lying liar. At least no man who would return his feelings.]

I'm afraid I'm not very interesting in that respect, Tamamo-san.

i feel you no worries

[castrationfist]

Ehh, no interest in anyone? Are you not lonely?

[look she wants to hear cute romance stories, okay]

Thx ;;

[ahappylie]

I had my friends and my duty. It wasn't as lonesome as you would think.

[ The only romances he knew were the doomed ones, the short ones, or the ones where Hijikata slept with married women just to prove he could. His role models are Not Great.]

[castrationfist]

[... never tell her that, she'll find a way to fight him]

I suppose not... I can't quite understand that feeling, but we might just be made differently.

[ahappylie]

Perhaps. I suppose I envied the ones I saw who could find happiness that way. It seemed so faraway to me.

[On the old side, he dies in a few years so he won't have to worry about anymore. Yaaaaaay....?]

But it isn't in my future so I've chosen not to worry.

[castrationfist]

It's only not in your future if you give up, you know! I mean, I didn't meet my husband until after I was already dead, so there's always hope!

[alternatively: even death won't let you escape from her meddling.]

[ahappylie]

[Oh my god, even his sisters have up on him, Tamamo. Even his sisters and he was the only male heir.

In other words, good luck.]

I suppose so. [He laughs] One can never give up hope.

[castrationfist]

Never! As long as you have hope, there will be something for you!

[CHALLENGE FUCKING ACCEPTED]

[ahappylie]

[What... Just happened....]

I'm glad to see Tamamo-san is so high-spirited.

Ah-- but now that we are friends, can you tell me what a phone is?

[castrationfist]

[you're fucked is what]

Hm? It's basically the communicator.