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[ino]

Who: Ino
Broadcast: Fleet-wide
Action: Three Twins only
When: 3/5, evening

[ Well, the glitch is over, but Ino still looks a lot more glowy and primped than she had been before they stopped by those moons. Beauty products do wonders for a girl! But she's kinda having some late night cravings for that delicious Abeo food, so -- ]

Anybody still have stuff leftover from the moons? I'm willing to trade for a few things, I've got a lot of stuff from Adsum that I probably won't use myself.

Oh, yeah, and could everyone from Paradisa please contact me privately? Thanks~!

Comments

[ino]

Yeah, we don't need any rotten fish stinking up the ship.

[ A pause ]

What kind of bread?

[goldenglasses]

The white kind. Would you like some?

[ino]

Sure, I'll take some bread.

What would you like in return? [ She gestures to a box she's got sitting next to her chair. It's got some jewelry, some cologne, some soaps and shampoos, some hair gel, a pair of men's shoes (???) ... ]

[goldenglasses]

How about a kiss? [He turns his head away slightly and cheeks blush like a school girl admitting to her first crush how she feels.]

[serpentis]

[Dorian lurks, he lurks very well when he feels like it. Usually he's got his feet kicked up on the comms pannel, reading. He usually lets the others come and go, but his curiosity was piqued at the mention of bread.

He stands, sidling up next to Vash, and kisses his cheek.]

You're so terribly kind to offer, Vash.

[He glances to Ino, and gives her a half a nod. He's got this handled.]

[ino]

[ Oh ... oh. OH. OH NO.

A little grin ]

Yeah, I'll accept kissing Dorian as a trade.

[ LMFAO ]

/rises to feet clapping

[goldenglasses]

[Vash had been expecting some sort of: no way response or a slap to the face. He didn't even really want a kiss; he just enjoyed flirting. So he was pleasantly surprised when he DID get kissed. That was until he felt a hint of mustache in that kiss and heard a man's voice follow it.]

WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU! I WAS SPEAKING TO OUR CAPTAIN!

[Vash jumps a few feet away to put space between him and his "attacker" as he rubs violently at his cheek that was kissed.]

[serpentis]

[Dorian chuckles, raising a brow at Vash, and then gives him a bow.]

Regardless, it would seem that you owe me food now.

[He looks him over, thoughtfully, hoping that he'd learned something from that, and then turns to Ino, leaning down and offering her a cheek.]

I would be glad to help our dear captain get a sandwich. Here you are, Ino.

[ino]

[ She'll give him a cheek smooch, trying not to laugh about the whole thing ]

Why thank you, Dorian. I'm glad we could make a fair deal, Vash~!

[goldenglasses]

B-b-but that's my- I mean, it's just that- but that- that's not fair!

[And Dorian gets a kiss for stealing his food? Have either of you kicked a puppy? Because the look that puppy would have given wouldn't look nearly as pathetic as the one Vash has on his face right now.]

At least leave me enough for one sandwich, okay?

[He's outnumbered and was going to share anyway. Better cut his losses at this point.]

[ino]

[ A sigh. ]

I suppose we can have sandwiches all around.

[goldenglasses]

Great! [Well, he seems over his failure at a kiss already. Vash claps his hands together turning to head towards the kitchen.] Because I'm going to eat mine right now! I'm starving!