thebestseller: (annoyed)
Richard Castle [Castle] ([personal profile] thebestseller) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-12-22 06:22 pm

Chapter Eleven [Video]

Who: Richard Castle and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Castle's room at the resort
When: December 22nd. Apologies to the creators of A Christmas Story.

[When Castle begins broadcasting, the traditional Festivus pole can be seen behind him in his fairy tale-themed room.]

Howdy, folks! I finally managed to win a prize through betting on the space ponies, so I thought I'd share in this Festivus miracle and open the crate live on television.

[And Castle pans down to show a fairly large crate with alien writing all over it. It reads "FRAGILE", though of course Castle doesn't know it. When he pries it open, there's a lot of packing inside, and so he carefully brushes it aside to reveal...

... a lamp. But not just any lamp. This is a lamp made of a distinctly alien-looking mannequin leg, complete with a metallic high-heeled shoe straight out of 50's sci-fi art, and adorned with a lampshade on top. Castle is lost for words for a moment.]


Uh... I, uh... that... that's some prize there. One might... might call it a major award in fact. I'd be willing to let someone take it off my hands, though.
universal_charm: (Default)

Re: video;

[personal profile] universal_charm 2017-01-11 04:30 am (UTC)(link)

I am deeply honored then, Richard, though I can't imagine what I could have done.