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[noprophecies]

Who: Tempest
Broadcast: fleetwide video
Action: The Golden
When: now!

[she doesn't normally use the video option, but today she has a reason - of course, the network is gifted with her grumpy face first]

I have been sent tiny bottles of wine for my - today. [her nose wrinkles at the almost slip and she holds up a little bottle for the camera to see] They have - what I can only assume are meant to be elf ears attached to it. They think they are being cute.

[sure enough, little rubber elf ears are on the bottle. She huffs and puts it down]

Whatever it is certainly doesn't taste like wine, but if anyone would like a bottle, you are more than welcome to come to the Golden and take one. Surely one of you will enjoy the taste.

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[robitussin]

what other occasion would you refer to as yours & get a fancy sponsor drop/present for

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[noprophecies]

i dont know

do you want one of these stupid bottles or not

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[robitussin]

my point exactly

sure

also happy birthday

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[noprophecies]

your point is that i dont know?

thank you i suppose

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[robitussin]

you said i don't know because there's no other circumstance this could be about that about other than your birthday, so yes

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[noprophecies]

it could be an anniversary, not a birthday

but i see your point

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[robitussin]

would you have been as hesitant about bringing up an anniversary though

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[noprophecies]

depends on the anniversary

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[robitussin]

that sounds like a story

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[noprophecies]

only one of them is a happy story

but i dont know the date for that anniversary

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[robitussin]

i just assumed you meant the anniversary of the day you showed up here

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[noprophecies]

why would i celebrate that

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[robitussin]

because this place sucks about 100% less than kyriakos?

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[noprophecies]

i agree but i still wouldnt celebrate being kidnapped against my will

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[robitussin]

i guess that's fair but i'll take a kidnapping with less death and maiming honestly

[but she probably wants to talk about something less heavy on her birthday of all days, so...]

anyways which one of yours was happy

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[noprophecies]

[she doesn't even want to acknowledge it's her birthday pls]

the dating one. i am fairly sure we hit a year by now. is that not a thing, celebrating dating anniversaries?

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[robitussin]

oh cool

who is it

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[noprophecies]

no one here im afraid

do you remember ampere?

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[robitussin]

i think so

sorry that sucks. hope he comes here

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[noprophecies]

i would like to see him but im fine if he does or doesnt

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[robitussin]

that's surprisingly noncommital

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[noprophecies]

what should i pine for him instead

i dont pine

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[robitussin]

i think a small amount of pining would be understandable

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[noprophecies]

nope

not allowed

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[robitussin]

why not