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[tallasaking]

[Tyrion is looking at a wrapped ... something sitting atop his worktable in the Engineering room, mis-matched eyes narrowed as he poked at it gingerly. It was brightly wrapped, clearly done by hand with fancy paper and that wonderous device known as tape.

Tyrion kept poking at it like it might bite him.]

...so just out of curiosity, what precisely is going on this time of year for most of you? There seems to be a lot of ... giving recently.

[He really just wants to make sure no one has gotten some sort of alien disease. Really.]

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[tallasaking]

Well if that is a religious person who likes a casserole.

I also like chocolate.

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[pain_train]

I thought everyone liked casseroles.

Chocolate is awesome too! I wonder if you could make chocolate casserole...

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[tallasaking]

My dear Wrath, I am not even sure what a casserole is. I am going to assume it is delicious though?

...One can make almost everything with chocolate, one assumes.

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[pain_train]

You don't have casseroles on your planet? [This seems really upsetting. How sad!] Um. They are good. Like. You take a bunch of stuff like. Um. Green beans and onions and cheese and milk, and then you put it all in one dish and... um. I think you bake it in an oven? I'm not really clear on that part.

Chocolate syrup is extra fun.

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[tallasaking]

We do not, I am afraid. [He frowns for a moment.] Sounds like some sort of pie, honestly.

...chocolate comes in syrup?

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[pain_train]

Pies have a crust though, right? That's how pies work? So then it'd be like a pie but with no crust...

[What? You poor deprived man!] It does! And it's super tasty on like... ice cream. Or you can put it in milk to make it chocolate milk. Or like. Add some more fun to sex.

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[tallasaking]

... how do all of the insides stay together then?

[He frowns for another moment.] ... what is ice cream?

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[pain_train]

Um. I think you make it like in a big dish? And then like scoop it out and put it on a plate, so it doesn't need to like be all packed together.

Oh my god you don't know what ice cream is? Oh no! It's the best food. Like. Um. I think it's made with milk and it's sweet and can be any flavor, and you like freeze it, so it's all cold, and you can put scoops of it like on cookies, or in bowls with a million toppings or just... all sorts of stuff.

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[tallasaking]

... well that seems like a useful sort of food. You could toss in anything as long as it wasn't rotten.

I am afraid not. We do not have it where I come from. [He looks thoughtful.] ... well, perhaps I shall go to the hotel while I have the chance, to partake.

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[pain_train]

I think that might be what it's for? The general said something like that at least.

Oh, that's so sad... if you want, I'll come with you! I love ice cream.