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ELN-1470 ([personal profile] pocketpal) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-03-08 11:33 am

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Who: ELN-1470
Broadcast: Yes! Fleet-wide
Action: On the Starstruck
When: 3/7

[ ELN broadcasts from the control room of the Starstruck. She is sitting on a control panel, because that's the only way she can reach the controls: by walking over them. ]

It has come to my attention that the vast majority of you have - [ a brief pause, a sigh ] - names. Which means that, in the interests of efficiency, I must have one as well.

[ Really, she wants to know what it feels like, to have that kind of mark of individuality. But she pretends at disdain. ]

I do not know how an individual goes about procuring a name. Therefore, I offer the first three letters of my designation - E-L-N. You may proffer suggestions based on those.
whereivebeen: (Default)

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[personal profile] whereivebeen 2015-03-09 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ EEEEEYYYYEEEEEROOOOOOOLL ]

At what, piloting? I'm pretty sure I can handle it.
whereivebeen: (i will break your hungry heart)

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[personal profile] whereivebeen 2015-03-09 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
More durable than a human's, y'mean. Ain't got nothing to do with me, then.

[ Hm, she should try to be helpful to change the subject ]

...Maybe Erica. My cousin had a kid with an Erica. She was a pain in the ass, too.

[ See? HELPFUL! ]
whereivebeen: (lady vagabond hath risen)

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[personal profile] whereivebeen 2015-03-09 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Look, O Tiny One, I'm trying to help. You want friendly help, ask somebody who gives a shit about being friendly.
whereivebeen: (all four winds blow steady)

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[personal profile] whereivebeen 2015-03-09 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Finally, something we can agree on.

Natasha. Lucy. Lorraine. Evelyn.

You ever planning on leaving my control room?
Edited 2015-03-09 02:24 (UTC)
whereivebeen: (leave you just because i can)

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[personal profile] whereivebeen 2015-03-09 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I want to do either of those things? They're idiotic.

[ Well, okay, maybe she might set things on fire sometimes at home, but that's when they're not IN SPACE. ]
whereivebeen: (leave you just because i can)

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[personal profile] whereivebeen 2015-03-09 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
...you know what, I take back what I thought, it could get worse than you.

What the fuck.
whereivebeen: (lady vagabond hath risen)

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[personal profile] whereivebeen 2015-03-09 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I think we just got the nutjobs. Lucky us.
whereivebeen: (singing hi the open road is home)

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[personal profile] whereivebeen 2015-03-09 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ m-maaaaaybe????

Hard to tell.

Yes?

Let's go with yes. ]


I mean, don't get me wrong, guys are idiots 99% of the time, but not that bad. I mean, at least run that over a flame or something before you use it, if it's that desperate. Don't we have like a first aid kit or something on this deathtrap?
whereivebeen: (and come into her own)

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[personal profile] whereivebeen 2015-03-09 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously? Medical Officer Captain Eileen Lindsay Neil?

[ Look, more name suggestions! ]

You're just a bundle of skills, huh?
whereivebeen: (a caravan can hold)

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[personal profile] whereivebeen 2015-03-09 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Okay one, I have no idea what that last word means. Two, those are all very respectable Irish names, thanks. You're not disrespecting the Irish, are you?

[ Her accent, for the record, is Boston with just a HINT of Irish, like you'd get living in Boston but often around some Irish people. NOT THAT IT MATTERS, it just seemed important to point out. ]
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[personal profile] whereivebeen 2015-03-09 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. My family's Irish, came over when my dad was a kid.
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[personal profile] whereivebeen 2015-03-09 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ain't just humans live there, where I'm from.

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