Mingle Post for Solace

[reflectedblight]

Who: EVERYONE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: On Solace
When: Second half of January

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Comments

[save_the_souls]

You couldn't even tell it was a piece of bread anymore.

[And aw yeah, there's the expression Allen as hoping for]

Yeah, it's massive!

[alwayscomeback]

You could once you tasted it.

[Mostly. Because of course he'd put it in his mouth. ]

I like it. Maybe we can find something really different. Something that just shouts Blue Fish.

[save_the_souls]

Yeah! Like maybe a...uh....blue...fish...thing?

[You tried.]

[alwayscomeback]

Yeah! Sure or...you know. A new table or something. A BLUE table!!!

[You tried so hard. ]

[save_the_souls]

Ah, yeah! That's a better idea!

And maybe some...blue chairs too?

[alwayscomeback]

Okay, really comfortable chairs.

[He starts wandering around, then pauses when she sees something that's apparently a rocking chair -but is clearly made for something not-humanoid in form. ]

Oooooooh, or this thing!!!!

[save_the_souls]

[He follows along. When Sokka points out that chair, he STARES]

What? No. How would you even sit in that?

[alwayscomeback]

[But but Allen!!! LOOK at it!!!! Sokka walks over to it, circling it. ]

Well. You just uh-

[He's going to try and sit in it. The result is a horrible display of limbs and parts of Sokka Allen probably never wanted to be exposed to. All while gently rocking.]

I've almost got it!

[save_the_souls]

[............That is so not his kink.]

No. Get off that...thing, and we'll find another chair.

[alwayscomeback]

[Rock rock. ]

But think how cool it'd look on the bridge!

[He over-rocks and slides off both slowly and ungainly. People are looking.]

[save_the_souls]

[When aren't people looking when Sokka and Allen go anywhere, honestly]

No, we can find something cooler for the bridge, I'm sure.

[He starts looking around himself.]

Oh! [He walks over to this... coffin shaped cabinet ] How about this? I like this and we could use more storage.

[alwayscomeback]

[They always attract a crowd. Sokka manages to pull himself back to his feet by some miracle and wanders over to that thing.]

Uh. Maybe if we were storing dead people.

[save_the_souls]

What? Oh come on! It doesn't look that much like a coffin! No one would think that!

[Yes it does. And yes they would.]

[alwayscomeback]

Allen, it absolutely looks like a coffin. You take the shelves out, you have a coffin.

I mean- I guess you could store it in the lab and freak out the people coming in to donate blood.

[save_the_souls]

Hmmmm....

[he takes a moment to think about it, before shaking his head]

No. Beverly probably wouldn't find it funny. [Something about not wanting to freak out already nervous patients gosh]

[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka pulls a face. ]

Ugh yeah. You'd probably be on the business end of a Lecture for tha- OH MY GOD THERE ARE BRAIN HATS!!!

[And he runs off to what are, indeed, brain hats. He puts one on, because of course he does. Of course. He strikes a pose. ]

What do you think?

[save_the_souls]

[He stares for a moment. Then...starts laughing because that's ridiculous]

You look brilliant.

[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka grins, patting the 'brain' on the side. ]

You know, I think we should get one of these for every member of the crew. They'd be great at parties.

[save_the_souls]

Wait, you want to get ten of them?

[Just trying to imagine Sokka trying to get Kanda to wear something like that...he'd die. Sokka would actually die]

What sort of party would that be a good hat?

[alwayscomeback]

Yes, Allen, yes I do.

[HE'S GONNA TRY. Say something nice about him at his funeral. ]

ANY party. I find it hard to think of a party where this wouldn't be a good hat.

[save_the_souls]

Ha, I could think of a few parties that it wouldn't...

[Like, almost every party he could think of]

How about....maybe just four or five? For now?

[alwayscomeback]

Only boring ones, and even then they might liven it up.

[BUT ALLEN. ]

That's not enough for the whole crew.

[save_the_souls]

I know, but we'll find a way to share.

Besides, we can't spend all our money on hats. Not when the Blue Fish still needs more furniture.

[alwayscomeback]

[But the haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats. Still, Allen is the voice of reason. More importantly, Allen is in control of their money for this exact reason. Sokka relents, picking up about five of the things. ]

I guess. Is it still a hard no on the rocking chair?

[save_the_souls]

Yes. Hard no on the rocking chair.

[NOW AND FOREVER.]