1. Marsiv-Tina [Text + Video + Action]

[continuousgroaning]

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Tina Belcher's Erotic Friend Fiction Presents: TINA IN SPACE

One day, Tina suddenly awoke on a spaceship. It was a pretty cool spaceship, but she felt confused because her family was nowhere to be seen, and there wasn't a welcome video or something to explain what was going on. And yet, Tina was sure this wasn't a dream and

oh my God I can't keep writing like nothing is happening, is ANYONE reading this?????


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[And Tina decided to flip on the video function, as well, after fiddling around with her communicator a bit. However, as soon as she did, her old stage fright managed to take over, and all that came out of her mouth was a prolonged groaning noise.]

Uuuuuhhhhhhh...


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[After her broadcast, the first thing Tina did was tear apart the hospitality deck in search of her family. There weren't many places any of them could hide here, it seemed, but she kept looking, trying not to go into full-blown panic mode.]

Mom? Dad? Gene? Louise?! I'd even take Jimmy Jr. or Zeke or Mr. Fischoeder if you're around... but maybe not Jimmy Pesto... [It was a while before she calmed down, realizing that she was alone... for now. So she did the only other thing she could think of to do- went to the cafeteria to eat, try and decide her next move, and wait and see what sort of answers she'd be getting.]

Comments

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[girlverine]

You have not lived it yet.

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[continuousgroaning]

Of course... I'm only 13. And for all I know, the zombie apocalypse could happen tomorrow.

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[girlverine]

Probably not.

A zombie planet, maybe.

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[continuousgroaning]

A whole planet full of zombies? I could learn to like it, as long as they're the kind that won't eat me before I can appreciate their butts.

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[girlverine]

[Laura's attempt at a joke had suddenly gotten weird and she had no real idea what to say to that.]

There are zombies that don't eat people?

[What little she had been made to learn about them from movies was failing her.]

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[continuousgroaning]

[Sorry, Laura. Tina loves zombies, but only the sexy kind.]

In my fan fiction there are, anyway. Most of the zombies I see in movies are mean, but I like to imagine that there are nice ones, too.

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[girlverine]

[That's so not okay, Tina.]

Why?

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[continuousgroaning]

They can't ALL be bad... right?

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[girlverine]

[That is a really complicated question. But...]

Some things are naturally bad, yes.

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[continuousgroaning]

I'm having trouble wrapping my head around that idea.

that doesn't mean you're wrong, though

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[girlverine]

They don't have thoughts in movies.

So they're animals but they provide nothing and harm people.

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[continuousgroaning]

Makes sense. They have a singular purpose. It's all they know how to do.