1. Marsiv-Tina [Text + Video + Action]

[continuousgroaning]

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Tina Belcher's Erotic Friend Fiction Presents: TINA IN SPACE

One day, Tina suddenly awoke on a spaceship. It was a pretty cool spaceship, but she felt confused because her family was nowhere to be seen, and there wasn't a welcome video or something to explain what was going on. And yet, Tina was sure this wasn't a dream and

oh my God I can't keep writing like nothing is happening, is ANYONE reading this?????


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[And Tina decided to flip on the video function, as well, after fiddling around with her communicator a bit. However, as soon as she did, her old stage fright managed to take over, and all that came out of her mouth was a prolonged groaning noise.]

Uuuuuhhhhhhh...


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[After her broadcast, the first thing Tina did was tear apart the hospitality deck in search of her family. There weren't many places any of them could hide here, it seemed, but she kept looking, trying not to go into full-blown panic mode.]

Mom? Dad? Gene? Louise?! I'd even take Jimmy Jr. or Zeke or Mr. Fischoeder if you're around... but maybe not Jimmy Pesto... [It was a while before she calmed down, realizing that she was alone... for now. So she did the only other thing she could think of to do- went to the cafeteria to eat, try and decide her next move, and wait and see what sort of answers she'd be getting.]

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[steeledskin]

I'm reading it.

[ no hello. no nothing, really, apart from these three words. sansa had been reading the paragraph as it unfolded -- judging rightly that someone had simply been narrating their arrival. but it's certainly been one of the more compelling arrivals she's ever witnessed.

and perhaps (deep down) she misses having new stories to read. ]

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[continuousgroaning]

WEll that's good because I'd hate to just be writing into the void. or be stuck here by myself forever because that sounds really lonely and I think I'd go crazy eventually

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[steeledskin]

Did you only just arrive? [ ... ] You won't be alone for long.

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[girlverine]

Yes.

[So helpful, Laura.]

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[continuousgroaning]

Cool.

I think the rest of my story will need a lot of work.

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[girlverine]

You have not lived it yet.

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[survivalistcookbook]

Breaking the fourth wall within the first page? Now that's a bold narrative choice.

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[continuousgroaning]

"Bold" is my middle name. Well actually it's Ruth, but maybe I could change it. Tina Bold Belcher.

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[alwayscomeback]

[Well. That's different. ]

Uh. You okay there? Because you don't sound all that okay.

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[continuousgroaning]

I'm okay! [That's not really convincing. She tries again-] ... sometimes I get stage fright.

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[alwayscomeback]

Ohhhh.

Well, if it helps, I'm like 90% sure we don't actually have a real audience.

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[noprophecies]

why is it called erotic friend fiction?

[she's asking the important questions]

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[continuousgroaning]

I wrote fanfiction for every book and show and movie I knew so I started writing stories about people I know instead. mostly jimmy junior.

[noprophecies]

im afraid i dont understand. what is fanfiction? and is a movie not already a story?

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[livesfastdiesung]

Uhhh...?

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[continuousgroaning]

... that's what I do when I'm nervous, except Dad sometimes has to tell me to stop because I can keep going and going if he doesn't...

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[livesfastdiesung]

Oh!

Well, don't be nervous. Everything's gonna be okay. I'm here to help if you need it!

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[kingofbadlifechoices]

Was it truly your intention to put an erotic tale about your friends onto the net work communicator?

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[continuousgroaning]

It wasn't going to be erotic, but I thought writing would be better than making confused noises.

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[kingofbadlifechoices]

Erotic writing? I think making confused noises would be better.

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[stabsbothways]

There is a decided lack of eroticism so far.

I'm always a fan of stories that start mid-fuck and then get back to the introductions.

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[continuousgroaning]

it's tough to find something erotic in waking up alone on a spaceship.

[stabsbothways]

[ Okay, so that was her just a couple weeks ago, and now she understands why everyone was so flippant. The urge is overwhelming. ]

Well you need other characters first, unless it's a solo act.

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[silvercast]

Do most places give you video explanations upon arrival?

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[continuousgroaning]

Well, no, but if someone's going to kidnap you to outer space it seems like it'd be a nice courtesy to give them a welcome video. Or at least a pamphlet.