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Tina Belcher | Bob's Burgers ([personal profile] continuousgroaning) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-01-26 08:39 am

1. Marsiv-Tina [Text + Video + Action]

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Tina Belcher's Erotic Friend Fiction Presents: TINA IN SPACE

One day, Tina suddenly awoke on a spaceship. It was a pretty cool spaceship, but she felt confused because her family was nowhere to be seen, and there wasn't a welcome video or something to explain what was going on. And yet, Tina was sure this wasn't a dream and

oh my God I can't keep writing like nothing is happening, is ANYONE reading this?????



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[And Tina decided to flip on the video function, as well, after fiddling around with her communicator a bit. However, as soon as she did, her old stage fright managed to take over, and all that came out of her mouth was a prolonged groaning noise.]

Uuuuuhhhhhhh...


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[After her broadcast, the first thing Tina did was tear apart the hospitality deck in search of her family. There weren't many places any of them could hide here, it seemed, but she kept looking, trying not to go into full-blown panic mode.]

Mom? Dad? Gene? Louise?! I'd even take Jimmy Jr. or Zeke or Mr. Fischoeder if you're around... but maybe not Jimmy Pesto... [It was a while before she calmed down, realizing that she was alone... for now. So she did the only other thing she could think of to do- went to the cafeteria to eat, try and decide her next move, and wait and see what sort of answers she'd be getting.]
kingofbadlifechoices: (lololololol)

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[personal profile] kingofbadlifechoices 2017-02-05 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Erotic writing? I think making confused noises would be better.
kingofbadlifechoices: (all fur and beard action)

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[personal profile] kingofbadlifechoices 2017-02-06 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I am quite sure of that. Mayhaps people can help you better if you would make noises instead of writing an erotic story, lady Tina.
kingofbadlifechoices: easystreet @ dreanwidth (yes i am listening)

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[personal profile] kingofbadlifechoices 2017-02-08 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You can.

Feel free to ask. I am sure you have many questions.
kingofbadlifechoices: (for real?)

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[personal profile] kingofbadlifechoices 2017-02-10 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
They give general speeches but never contact people individually.

I am afraid they will not answer your questions, my lady. At this point everyone wants to ask them.

Many want to go home. Others wish to escape. But there is no way out.


[Way to be a debbie downer, Robb.]
kingofbadlifechoices: (smells like bs to me)

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[personal profile] kingofbadlifechoices 2017-02-15 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It is part of the game. This is a game. They call it a reality show. You know of such concepts?

Home is not an option, I am afraid. Do you come from a modern place?
kingofbadlifechoices: baobabble @ insanejournal (she said what?)

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[personal profile] kingofbadlifechoices 2017-02-17 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Truly? Is it a normal thing where you come from? To figure in plays like that?

2015? I am from 699 AC. That is more than 1300 years!


[That is not just modern. That is far in the future.]
kingofbadlifechoices: anabiotic @ dreamwidth (going that way)

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[personal profile] kingofbadlifechoices 2017-02-21 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
We did not get a choice here. We are forced to play along in this reality show. Of course they will not tell you that.

They are not kind people.

It is. But it is better than being dead.
kingofbadlifechoices: (all honorable and shit)

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[personal profile] kingofbadlifechoices 2017-03-03 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
They are no good people and at some times I feel as if I am some sort of lackwit, dancing to their tune.

It is the better alternative. Being a corpse is rather dull.
kingofbadlifechoices: (haha poppycock!)

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[personal profile] kingofbadlifechoices 2017-03-12 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Just try to find your own way of dancing to their music. It is not an easy thing, but mayhaps it helps.

Smelly as well.
kingofbadlifechoices: (lololololol)

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[personal profile] kingofbadlifechoices 2017-03-16 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[She is a likeable young woman and Robb smiles.]

I could not have said it better.

It has been a pleasure to exchange messages with you, lady Tina.
kingofbadlifechoices: (pls tell me more)

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[personal profile] kingofbadlifechoices 2017-04-02 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
You may call me Robb.