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[castrationfist]

Who: Caster, anyone else
Broadcast: Voice
Action: On the Vanquish!
When: Now!

[Caster's been missing for a while after the attack. She told her crew she had to go recover her mana, and then.... Well, she slept for a few weeks. Probably more Atroma-related than mana deficiency. But she's back, wandering the ship and actually corporeal, which is fairly unusual. She'll be looking for her crew, at least.

But once that's taken care of, she's going to make a voice post.]

To go to sleep and experience memories of your home world again, before waking up here again... I'd known it could happen, but it's quite frustrating to experience first-hand. But really, what timing! From space battles here, to conquering Rome there, and now returning here... Well, at least I'm away from that gaudy Empire for a while, but couldn't I have brought people with me for this vacation? How cruel, to bring a good wife and mother here without her family. Can I petition the Atroma to bring them here? Or better yet, curse the Atroma for it? A few hundred million volts should speed up the process, right?

Ahh, but I'm rambling. Hello, everyone, please ignore all of that! The cute and charming Tamamo has returned to grace the Fleet with her beauty and wisdom once more. It's unfortunate, but I seem to have missed a lot, so I would reeeeaaaaally appreciate it if someone could catch me up on what happened after we got attacked by those raiders. I hope someone wiped them all out?

Comments

[brainiest]

I suppose this means I'm not your husband anymore, right?

[castrationfist]

[She coughs, embarrassed.]

Yes, well... I would like to pretend that never happened, please! I was tricked by unfortunate timing into believing I had become a widow, but it seems the Moon was more reasonable than we previously believed... Ahh, I should have believed in my husband's power more! Tamamo is a faithful woman, after all!

[brainiest]

That's alright. It's probably good for the both of us to move on from that. [ She smiles, reaching out to settle and make herself comfortable. ] I'm glad he's alright.

[castrationfist]

[.... that is hilarious for so many reasons but she just keeps her sunny smile on.]

That's right! She's the rightful Sovereign of the entire Moon Cell system now. And on top of that, she defeated the forces of the Umbral Star... Ahh, my husband's amazing! Her willpower echoed across entire timelines!

[brainiest]

She sounds incredible. You must be very happy.

[castrationfist]

Of course, we are! Although there is one problem, and when I say problem, I mean a harlot that would put even me to shame... A harlot beyond harlots, a wench who desperately tries to steal my husband away from me, the very Whore of Babylon herself... But I have faith in my husband, so of course, nothing will ever come from it! Her attempts to put her claws in my Hakuno are beyond doomed! Who cares about Main Servants or Sub-Servants, I'm the one who's going to win the day!

[do you regret getting her going yet.]

[brainiest]

I can't imagine anyone choosing someone else over you, Tamamo. I'm glad you're not worrying about it.

[ This is such a strange conversation. ]

[castrationfist]

[wait until she has to warn you that archimedes is pure goddamn evil, and tries to kill people with scales.]

Oh? Ohhhh? Hm, it's a little too late, but does that mean you've finally fallen for my charms?

[tamamo no.]

[brainiest]

Tamamo, I - I have boyfriend, remember?

[castrationfist]

And Emperor Toba had wives, but that didn't seem to change anything. ♥

[brainiest]

Tamamo.

[ It's said, gently. Just a touch warningly. ]

[castrationfist]

[She sighs, pouting.]

Too far?

[brainiest]

Just a little bit, but it's okay. I forgive you.

[castrationfist]

[She laughs a little.]

That's a very odd thing to say to one of the Evils of Man, but that's why you make such a good partner.

[brainiest]

[ She makes a soft noise, reaching out to wrap her arms arounds around Tamamo for a moment, giving her a gentle hug. ]

I'm glad you're awake again.

[castrationfist]

[She makes a surprised noise for a moment, before returning the hug.]

... I was truly lucky to find a partner like you here.

[brainiest]

[ She smiles, squeezing her again. ]

I think we're both lucky.

[castrationfist]

Then, let's hope that luck holds! Perhaps my husband and Altera will arrive here... Or barring that, at least someone from my faction. I'd like to introduce you to them!

[Okay, she wants to introduce her to Hakuno and Altera so she can brag, and Karna because Karna would genuinely like her because he's Karna.

Medusa, she just wants to prove she can totally have friends. Medusa's mean.]

[brainiest]

That would be nice. I'm sure you'd love to have your husband as your partner again.

[ She's really not offended by it, at all. ]

[castrationfist]

[... oh

she hadn't even thought of that.]

... Perhaps. I do love her, and I wish to be with her again, but... I can't say I like the idea of returning to the status of a Sub-Servant.

[brainiest]

Oh. [ Hermione breathes out, but then shakes her head. ] We shouldn't worry about it until it happens, right?

[castrationfist]

That's right! As expected, a sophisticated way of looking at it... Too much worry over what-ifs will only bring about distress!

[brainiest]

Well, we need to be prepared, but the Atroma is random and twisted. It doesn't really make sense to worry too much until we know for sure we have something to plan for.

[ Hermione Granger has learned to relax... Sort of. ]

[castrationfist]

"Plan for the worst, but hope for the best", is it?

[She should probably be a little worried about that 'sort of'.]

[brainiest]

Exactly. It's never a bad idea to be prepared.