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[castrationfist]

Who: Caster, anyone else
Broadcast: Voice
Action: On the Vanquish!
When: Now!

[Caster's been missing for a while after the attack. She told her crew she had to go recover her mana, and then.... Well, she slept for a few weeks. Probably more Atroma-related than mana deficiency. But she's back, wandering the ship and actually corporeal, which is fairly unusual. She'll be looking for her crew, at least.

But once that's taken care of, she's going to make a voice post.]

To go to sleep and experience memories of your home world again, before waking up here again... I'd known it could happen, but it's quite frustrating to experience first-hand. But really, what timing! From space battles here, to conquering Rome there, and now returning here... Well, at least I'm away from that gaudy Empire for a while, but couldn't I have brought people with me for this vacation? How cruel, to bring a good wife and mother here without her family. Can I petition the Atroma to bring them here? Or better yet, curse the Atroma for it? A few hundred million volts should speed up the process, right?

Ahh, but I'm rambling. Hello, everyone, please ignore all of that! The cute and charming Tamamo has returned to grace the Fleet with her beauty and wisdom once more. It's unfortunate, but I seem to have missed a lot, so I would reeeeaaaaally appreciate it if someone could catch me up on what happened after we got attacked by those raiders. I hope someone wiped them all out?

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voice.

[brainiest]

[ Well, at least someone's back. ]

Are you feeling okay, Tamamo?

voice.

[castrationfist]

Ah, Hermione! Of course I'm all right. In fact, I'm better than ever, now! I'm a bit annoyed at the Atroma, but I can take care of them at my own leisure, since it seems like time doesn't pass back on the SE.RA.PH while I'm here.

[She sounds okay, anyway.]

voice.

[brainiest]

I think it's part of being here, finding the Atroma annoying.

[ At least she's not crying or sat on her just yet, which Hermione is somewhat grateful for. ]

Are you feeling strong enough? I know the comas aren't always particularly comfortable.

voice.

[castrationfist]

They aren't... Well, it's still more comfortable than what happened back there. Ah, I should talk to you at some point about that suuuuuper-annoying golden bomber of yours, okay?

[She does sound incredibly annoyed just then. Seriously, fuck that guy.]

But that aside, no need to fear! My power has increased eightfold, and my wife power nine! I'm stronger and more beautiful than ever!

[She literally hasn't changed, at all.]

voice.

[brainiest]

Golden bomber... [ It takes her a moment, but when she realises what it is - she makes a face, one Tamamo can't see, and snorts. ] He's not my anything, thank you very much.

[ Even if she still wears his ring. And thinks about him. And mourns him.

But, whatever. ]

I'll take that to mean you're happy and healthy and don't need more mana, then.

voice.

[castrationfist]

Yes, well, he's still quite a pain. This time, I left him to Ms. Saber, but if I see him again, even I'm not sure what I'll do. ♥

[She knows exactly what she's going to do. But she probably shouldn't say that to Hermione.]

That's right! I'll be okay for a while unless we have to fight again. Tamamo Power MAX and all of that!

voice.

[brainiest]

I don't suppose just ignoring him would work at all?

[ But, Hermione has a good idea. It's not always easy to ignore Gilgamesh, and there's a ring around her neck that proves it. ]

Hopefully we should be quite safe. I'm glad you're feeling happy and healthy, though.

voice.

[castrationfist]

Absolutely not! Factions and enemies of humanity aside, his fixation on my husband's Body merits divine punishment! As a good wife, I'll defend my husband's purity!

[............ yeah.]

Hm... If we're safe, that means there's been no more attacks, right? You weren't hurt either?

voice.

[brainiest]

I... I'm sure I don't even want to know.

[ She really, really doesn't. ]

But you're right, we're fine. There hasn't been any other attacks and any bruises I got are long gone now.

voice.

[castrationfist]

[She really, really doesn't.]

That's good, at least there's that! I'm sorry I wasn't around to help out afterwards. Really, what timing these things have...

voice.

[brainiest]

That's alright. It's not as if you can control what the Atroma do to you. [ Hermione just makes a noise, something of a sigh. ] I'm just glad you're back.

voice.

[castrationfist]

Yes! I'm back, and I don't foresee myself going anywhere anytime soon!

[She hears that sigh, though, and her ears twitch.]

Say, where are you right now?

voice.

[brainiest]

Well, that's good. I'd miss you!

[ And she's honest about that. For all the weirdness and drama she does care for Caster. ]

Um, I'm in my room?

voice;

[draughter]

Boooooooo. [ It's like she woke up from a nice dream into a nightmare, provided she can recognize the (obnoxious) voice that's boo'ing her from the other side. ]

Who let this second rate character back onto the show?

voice;

[castrationfist]

[That voice. She knows that voice. And when Tamamo speaks again, her voice is extremely cold and hostile.]

You. Hmph, I suppose this place must be letting in anyone now, if an annoying newt could be brought here. What do you think you're doing here?

voice;

[draughter]

[ Is she supposed to pick up on that? Because she doesn't. Lancer's voice is high pitched and bubbly as ever, to express her excitement at being publicly on display. ]

I wonder if pigs ever get annoyed by the sound of their own squeals. I wonder, I wonder ♪

If you must know, I was brought here to boost the ratings clearly. I guess the audience wasn't satisfied with the current cast.

voice;

[castrationfist]

I see. In that case, let's boost the ratings. Perhaps the audience would like to see the best way to grill a lizard?

[caster that's gross]

voice;

[draughter]

[ Grr. ] Or maybe they'd like to have some old fashioned glazed ham. I'm sure with your body, we could feed the entire fleet and have some leftover for the peasants.

[ Are they threatening one another or trying to out-gross one another, who really knows. ]

voice;

[castrationfist]

[caster, for one, knows.]

Is it okay to be an idol if you're too stupid to tell the difference between a pig and a fox? Perhaps you should get your eyes checked? Not that it matters.

A second-stringer like you shouldn't be running your mouth. What would that sponsor of yours say?

voice;

[draughter]

They would say "Please, give us more! We'll do anything!" as they should. I suppose you've never heard anyone beg for you before so it's an experience you know nothing about.

[ She sounds so pleased with herself. ] Is that what you are? A fox? I couldn't tell beneath all that unnecessary flab. I've never seen an overweight fox before. Maybe instead of baking you into a delightful dish, we can put you in a cage and ship you off to a circus of freaks.

voice;

[castrationfist]

[Honestly, as much as she wants to fry Elizabeth on the spot and horribly murder her for those insults, something is giving her pause.]

... I see. You've made it this far without that annoying monologue about destruction... You're not the Corroded one, are you?

voice;

[draughter]

[ She's too pure for that. After all, she was a Saber once... well, that had been before she showed up here. Now she was a Lancer again, probably because Atroma didn't get the memo. Who knows? ]

Are you implying that I've lost my luster? I never would! An idol has to remain on top after all.

[ The only thing she wants to destroy is the limited amount of space on her ship. Ugh, it's not fit for a noble like herself. ]

voice;

[castrationfist]

You can't lose what you never had.

[But, well, hm. She isn't sure what to do about this. She hates Elizabeth and wants to kill her, of course. But this isn't the Elizabeth she really wants to kill. So...]

Hmph. What an annoyance this all is. What do you intend to do here, newt?

voice;

[draughter]

[ She hasn't thought that far ahead yet. It's Elizabeth, a being incapable of thinking of things like the future. She lives in the present, unless that present bores--so best to keep her entertained, one way or the other. ]

Become number one. [ At least she has that line ready to go at any given point. ]

First, I need to locate an individual capable of acting as my Producer. [ Either she means a Master or... an actual producer, there's really no telling with her. ] I thought I already had one, seeing as they brought me onto this show, but they are proving difficult to get in touch with. It's really annoying! Not as annoying as you, but a close second.

voice;

[castrationfist]

Unfortunately, you'll have a lot of trouble with that. Not many around here are fit to be Masters, and I've already taken the best one! That does make things easier, then, I can simply wait until your mana runs out.

But you know, I may not have the Regalia anymore, but comparing me to the Atroma makes me want to give you a shock anyway.

[Not that she actually ever managed to do that to Eli in her current timeline. That was saved for Robin.]