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[castrationfist]

Who: Caster, anyone else
Broadcast: Voice
Action: On the Vanquish!
When: Now!

[Caster's been missing for a while after the attack. She told her crew she had to go recover her mana, and then.... Well, she slept for a few weeks. Probably more Atroma-related than mana deficiency. But she's back, wandering the ship and actually corporeal, which is fairly unusual. She'll be looking for her crew, at least.

But once that's taken care of, she's going to make a voice post.]

To go to sleep and experience memories of your home world again, before waking up here again... I'd known it could happen, but it's quite frustrating to experience first-hand. But really, what timing! From space battles here, to conquering Rome there, and now returning here... Well, at least I'm away from that gaudy Empire for a while, but couldn't I have brought people with me for this vacation? How cruel, to bring a good wife and mother here without her family. Can I petition the Atroma to bring them here? Or better yet, curse the Atroma for it? A few hundred million volts should speed up the process, right?

Ahh, but I'm rambling. Hello, everyone, please ignore all of that! The cute and charming Tamamo has returned to grace the Fleet with her beauty and wisdom once more. It's unfortunate, but I seem to have missed a lot, so I would reeeeaaaaally appreciate it if someone could catch me up on what happened after we got attacked by those raiders. I hope someone wiped them all out?

Comments

[brainiest]

I do have my magic, but I hope that I don't ever have to use it. If we can avoid a fight - well, it would be better, wouldn't it?

[ Her nose wrinkles a little and she sighs. ]

I'll make sure to remember that, though.

[castrationfist]

[whoops that was supposed to say to cover your ears.]

Hm... I wonder if that's possible with her? But if you hope so, then I'll hope so as well.

[brainiest]

I'd like to think so. Violence doesn't solve everything.

[castrationfist]

... If you are certain. But I beg you to please be careful with her. She joined the Forces of Destruction, servants of the Umbral Star to destroy the Earth. Working with Gilgamesh, Iskandar, Jeanne d'Arc, Archimedes, and Altera. That girl may be the weakest link in terms of ability, but her thirst for blood is unmatched.

[brainiest]

... Gilgamesh, huh.

[ That's enough to get Hermione to go very, very quiet. ]

[castrationfist]

... Yes. It seems he was Altera's second-in-command.

[she did warn hermione, ok]

[brainiest]

That doesn't really surprise me.

[ But it does make her sad. ]

[castrationfist]

[She nods, lowering her head, ears drooping.]

... He seems to have had reasons, but the data that arrived from the other timeline was quite corrupted and difficult to make sense of. And I was soon relegated to the back lines, so I could do nothing but watch him bomb our territories from afar.

[brainiest]

Oh, he always has his reasons.

[ Hermione huffs a noise. ]

It doesn't matter. He's not here.

[castrationfist]

[She perks up a bit at hearing that it doesn't matter.]

That's right! And he probably won't ever show up. Even if they tried to bring him here, that annoying goldie probably has some sort of super-unfair Noble Phantasm hidden away to protect him from this kind of dimensional manipulation, or to just take himself back home.

[brainiest]

Or I'd smack him around the head again and he'd shut up.

[ Huff. ]

[castrationfist]

[. . .]

Are you sure that man is capable of shutting up?

[brainiest]

I had my ways.

[castrationfist]

How? I could hear that annoying 'FUHAHAHAHAHA' all the way from Rome.

[brainiest]

[ That makes her snort. ]

I suppose him wanting you to be his queen gives you power.

[castrationfist]

[She makes a grossed-out face at that.]

Absolutely not, no thank you, I would rather swallow my own Sessho-seki! Besides, I was already the Queen of the Millennium Capital, until his faction showed up, I had way better powers than that! Ahh, if only I still had the Regalia....

[brainiest]

I think we both know I didn't say yes to him, Tamamo.

[ Honestly. ]

[castrationfist]

It's still the principle of the thing! Hmph, if I see him again... Well, unsealing Harlot Mode again just for a little bit shouldn't be too much of a problem...

[... that probably has no business sounding as ominous as she is making it sound.]

[brainiest]

Let's hope we don't see him again, okay?

[ Even if she does miss him, it doesn't matter. She has to move on. ]

[castrationfist]

Yes, let's. Although, I would rather have my husband and Altera show up here, if anyone. Why couldn't they have come instead of that newt?

[brainiest]

I don't know who they are... But I'm sure the Atroma has their reasons.

[castrationfist]

You don't know?! I haven't told you about my husband?! The amazing wizard who won the Moon's Holy Grail War?! Ahh, what were you thinking, past-me?!

[... prepare yourself, Hermione, you have opened the floodgates.]

[brainiest]

I suppose this means I'm not your husband anymore, right?

[castrationfist]

[She coughs, embarrassed.]

Yes, well... I would like to pretend that never happened, please! I was tricked by unfortunate timing into believing I had become a widow, but it seems the Moon was more reasonable than we previously believed... Ahh, I should have believed in my husband's power more! Tamamo is a faithful woman, after all!

[brainiest]

That's alright. It's probably good for the both of us to move on from that. [ She smiles, reaching out to settle and make herself comfortable. ] I'm glad he's alright.