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Voices from Heaven ([personal profile] thespaceopera) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-02-24 02:09 pm

A Rose by any other name...!

Suddenly, the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose begin to move on their own... slowly, calmly, they drift to into the same direction, away from the other ships of the fleet. Slowly, they move until they side by side.

Over the two ships' intercom, an old song begins to play. And that is all the warning there is before the engines engage -- full speed ahead.

Like a pair of rockets, the ships torpedo forward. As they move, they start circling around each other, like a synchronized dance. They move with incredible grace and skill, far more masterfully than the average pilot augment. Except, each time that they pass each other, they clearly get closer to one another.

And closer...

And closer...

No matter what buttons the crews press, no matter how much they might panic, nothing is going to stop the inevitable. On the final pass, it becomes clear there's not enough room between them to avoid a collision. Any impact alarms on the bridge are blaring at full blast. Any other ships watching will not have time to attempt any sort of interception.

CRASH!!

As if to shield spectators' eyes from the horrors of ships colliding in space, there's a blinding light upon impact -- and once it gradually fades, the results can be clearly seen by all: There is no wreckage. Nothing is broken. But where there were once two ships... now there's only one.

One ship that is looks completely new, but yet is reminiscent of both the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose.

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On the bridge, the crews of the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose arrive, along with the usual pop! of Atroma confetti and ridiculous jingle music upon a successful shuffle. Sitting in the captain's chair is a round cake, just large enough for everyone to have one slice. There's a single candle, and the following message scribbled on top in yellow icing:

"Congratulations - SS Twin Roses!
Happy Fusion!"





... What, did you think you were going to die? Sorry about that.
arfvader: (parley sage rosemary and thymus)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-02-26 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
... is that a fox?

[Always focusing on the important things!]
thebestseller: (adorkable)

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[personal profile] thebestseller 2017-02-26 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed it is. His name is Officer Snuggles. Shhh, Snuggles, it's okay... [Castle is fully aware of how ridiculous he looks, but hey. Why not be ridiculous when they were already in a plenty ridiculous situation?]
arfvader: these jokes are kind of rotten (like an organ not in formaldehyde)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-02-27 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, of course! The infamous Officer Snuggles! I should have known.

[He goes to hold out his hand but then thinks better of it when he realizes Castle's hands are full, and the fox is unlikely to engage in a handshake. He looks a bit awkward for a second, but settles for a grin.]

... Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti, at your service!
thebestseller: (hee)

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[personal profile] thebestseller 2017-02-28 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Castle laughs at that and grins back.]

Can't believe you've never heard of him; he's quite famous, you know. He could've been in pictures if he wanted. [He nods.] I'm Castle. I guess we're crewmates now, huh? This whole thing is bizarre.
arfvader: plantars (what nerve sells peanuts?)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-02-28 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, too humble for the limelight! At least we all know what he would have been capable of!

[He reaches out a tentative finger towards Officer Snuggles. He's tempted to pet the fox, but he also needs his hands to be able to work and all.]

Yeah, I can't say this was how I expected the day to go. Could've been worse though, eh? Although it's going to be an adjustment trying to cook for this many.
thebestseller: (dude- srsly)

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[personal profile] thebestseller 2017-03-01 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Snuggles sniffed at the offered finger, and then his mouth drooped into a big, foxy grin.]

I think he's starting to calm down a bit. You're right, though. I don't think anybody got hurt, though there had to have been a better way to do this, you know? Something less, "make us think we're all gonna die". But I'll be able to help out with the cooking, or at least the cleanup. My bots looove the cleanup part.
arfvader: because my heart skipped a beat (are you a mitral valve prolapse?)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-02 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, you have cleaning bots? Do they work in the sink as well?
thebestseller: (:))

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[personal profile] thebestseller 2017-03-03 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, they are pros at cleaning sinks! They came with my augment, so hopefully they're still around here somewhere. I named them Robocop, Cameron, Leopardon, Sir Dirtslayer and Rhihannon.
arfvader: it's just sural-y (why was the nerve always upset?)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-03 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Nods appreciatively at the robots and their names.]

You might just be my favourite person of the day!
thebestseller: (:))

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[personal profile] thebestseller 2017-03-06 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Castle laughed.]

Glad to hear it, friend. I think you and I will get along just fine.
arfvader: lymph bizkit (favourite punk rock band?)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-06 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just glad we're on the same page!

Have you been with the fleet long?
thebestseller: (0:-))

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[personal profile] thebestseller 2017-03-06 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
It's been... God, it'll be two years in July or August, now that I think about it. You'd think stuff like sudden ship smushes would be old hat by now.
arfvader: but we fixed it with photoshop (your xray showed a broken rib)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-06 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's a bit of a learning curve, expecting the unexpected. Anyway, the bigger reaction we have, the less chance of them throwing a new curveball at us, right?
thebestseller: (erf)

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[personal profile] thebestseller 2017-03-07 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, that's my way of thinking. I try to play to the cameras whenever I can because of that. If I can get some sort of advantage because of it, why not dance to their tune every now and then?
arfvader: because he's got nerve (why is the spinal column so audacious?)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-07 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's a pragmatic way of dealing with the situation! Have you ever thought about creating false drama for the same reason?
thebestseller: (0:-))

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[personal profile] thebestseller 2017-03-08 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Every now and then I've entertained the idea, but the Fleet tends to provide the drama for me. ... that and there's a lot of people here who could beat me to a pulp if I rubbed them the wrong way.
arfvader: because they're both in orbit (why is the eye like the moon?)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
It would obviously have to be coordinated to avoid the latter situation.

... on the plus side, I can pretty much guarantee to you that I could not beat you to a pulp if I tried?
thebestseller: (hee)

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[personal profile] thebestseller 2017-03-10 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's comforting to know. I'm an ordinary middle-aged dude, and I am definitely in the minority here, it seems.
arfvader: it's the only culture some people have (support bacteria!)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-10 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
It just means that for once being ordinary makes us extraordinary?
thebestseller: (i am ttly listening)

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[personal profile] thebestseller 2017-03-10 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I like looking at it that way. And I did buy one of those spiffy augment upgrades to try and offset it, but that hasn't gone well for me so far.
arfvader: (i lobe you)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-13 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'd been contemplating that, but the recreation upgrade is something that is nearer and dearer to my heart. Which one did you get?
thebestseller: (bluuugh)

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[personal profile] thebestseller 2017-03-13 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Fire. ... and I happened to buy it right when everyone's augments were glitching. Luckily I didn't burn anything, but my hand was like a blowtorch for a bit there.
arfvader: they just need to be caudaled (why are tails so mean?)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-16 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
If it makes you feel any better, I had a couple of incidents with fire in the kitchen that had nothing to do with augments or glitches?
thebestseller: (i am ttly listening)

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[personal profile] thebestseller 2017-03-16 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that does a bit. And I seem to have it under control for now, so I won't contribute to any more kitchen mishaps.
arfvader: plantars (what nerve sells peanuts?)

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[personal profile] arfvader 2017-03-19 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent! No need to give anyone any reason to try and evict us, eh?

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