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driftfleet2017-02-24 02:09 pm
thespaceopera) wrote in driftfleet2017-02-24 02:09 pm
A Rose by any other name...!
Suddenly, the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose begin to move on their own... slowly, calmly, they drift to into the same direction, away from the other ships of the fleet. Slowly, they move until they side by side.
Over the two ships' intercom, an old song begins to play. And that is all the warning there is before the engines engage -- full speed ahead.
Like a pair of rockets, the ships torpedo forward. As they move, they start circling around each other, like a synchronized dance. They move with incredible grace and skill, far more masterfully than the average pilot augment. Except, each time that they pass each other, they clearly get closer to one another.
And closer...
And closer...
No matter what buttons the crews press, no matter how much they might panic, nothing is going to stop the inevitable. On the final pass, it becomes clear there's not enough room between them to avoid a collision. Any impact alarms on the bridge are blaring at full blast. Any other ships watching will not have time to attempt any sort of interception.
CRASH!!
As if to shield spectators' eyes from the horrors of ships colliding in space, there's a blinding light upon impact -- and once it gradually fades, the results can be clearly seen by all: There is no wreckage. Nothing is broken. But where there were once two ships... now there's only one.
One ship that is looks completely new, but yet is reminiscent of both the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose.
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On the bridge, the crews of the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose arrive, along with the usual pop! of Atroma confetti and ridiculous jingle music upon a successful shuffle. Sitting in the captain's chair is a round cake, just large enough for everyone to have one slice. There's a single candle, and the following message scribbled on top in yellow icing:
"Congratulations - SS Twin Roses!
Happy Fusion!"
... What, did you think you were going to die? Sorry about that.
Over the two ships' intercom, an old song begins to play. And that is all the warning there is before the engines engage -- full speed ahead.
Like a pair of rockets, the ships torpedo forward. As they move, they start circling around each other, like a synchronized dance. They move with incredible grace and skill, far more masterfully than the average pilot augment. Except, each time that they pass each other, they clearly get closer to one another.
And closer...
And closer...
No matter what buttons the crews press, no matter how much they might panic, nothing is going to stop the inevitable. On the final pass, it becomes clear there's not enough room between them to avoid a collision. Any impact alarms on the bridge are blaring at full blast. Any other ships watching will not have time to attempt any sort of interception.
CRASH!!
As if to shield spectators' eyes from the horrors of ships colliding in space, there's a blinding light upon impact -- and once it gradually fades, the results can be clearly seen by all: There is no wreckage. Nothing is broken. But where there were once two ships... now there's only one.
One ship that is looks completely new, but yet is reminiscent of both the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose.
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On the bridge, the crews of the SS Three Twins and the SS Windrose arrive, along with the usual pop! of Atroma confetti and ridiculous jingle music upon a successful shuffle. Sitting in the captain's chair is a round cake, just large enough for everyone to have one slice. There's a single candle, and the following message scribbled on top in yellow icing:
Happy Fusion!"
... What, did you think you were going to die? Sorry about that.
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[Yes, the cranky sarcasm is coming from the ceiling, where Kurt is crouched like gravity is a thing that happens to lesser mortals. Despite having taken the chance to properly dress and groom, Kurt still looks slightly ruffled, and grumpy as anything about being so abruptly woken up.
Such a good first impression to make.]
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1. He's still groggy minded and nothing is processing quickly.
2. He's been sleeping for a month and this is clearly not his kitchen.
3. Did that voice come from the ceiling? WHY FROM THE CEILING?! VOICES DON'T COME FROM THE CEILING!
So when Vash looks up and see's Kurt's face staring down at him from the ceiling he actually jumps. He doesn't fall completely out of his chair, but he does clutch at the table to keep himself from ending up on the floor. So he's doing a great job at first impressions as well.]
AAHHHH
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--HHHhh -uuh, Ha! Hahahaa- y-yeah! You got that right. Haaaaa... um. Don't- don't think I've seen you on my ship before. Hello!
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Hallo. Kurt Darkholme. [He punctuates the introduction with a wide, toothy grin.] And you are?
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Or if they're on the ceiling. Be nice. Smile!]
I'm Vash the captain of the Three Twins. Nice to meet you Kurt. Although my heart attack says otherwise.
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Captain, hm? That's going to be complicated.
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Why would that be a prob-- ooooooh. Frankenstein ships. Got it. Are you captain of the other ship?
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Nein, nein. Kitty is--was--captain of the Windrose. We hadn't gotten around to filling the first mate spot.
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